Is your son a computer hacker?
Posted by Mindstormer on April 30 2008 TechTV, The Screen Savers, TSS

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what the hell are they talking about?!
Bands: does it matter?

bluemage said: "what the hell are they talking about?!"


How to tell if someone is a computer hacker, duh!
Bands: Depends

It's Un-American!
Bands: The Killers, Linkin Park, Switchfoot, Anberlin, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Mozart

I've actually read that post, and can say that father is an over-controlling naive idiot. Here's the letter itself if you want to read it: link

MysticMagix said: "I've actually read that post, and can say that father is an over-controlling naive idiot. Here's the letter itself if you want to read it: link"


Yeah, it's insane.
Bands: Depends

I read the post, most likely a joke, but wow that's the funniest post ever.

"AMD is made by third world countries" lmao that makes them dirty? hahahaha.

We're sorry, this video is no longer available.
Bands: The type of Bands that I listen to dont have bands *points up*

9. Has your son radically changed his appearance?

If your son has undergone a sudden change in his style of dress, you may have a hacker on your hands. Hackers tend to dress in bright, day-glo colors. They may wear baggy pants, bright colored shirts and spiky hair dyed in bright colors to match their clothes. They may take to carrying "glow-sticks" and some wear pacifiers around their necks. (I have no idea why they do this) There are many such hackers in schools today, and your son may have started to associate with them. If you notice that your son's group of friends includes people dressed like this, it is time to think about a severe curfew, to protect him from dangerous influences.

*sees mindstormer walking around with a glow-stick around his neck*

OMG! haxxor =o

OmokOverlord said: "We're sorry, this video is no longer available."


Still works here.
Bands: Depends

I did not find it funny actually Maybe somethings wrong with me... but the whole thing makes no sense and link is full of bull too lol. But I guess its made that way. I find this more fun though:

Windows vista source code

/*
TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Project:Longhorn(TM) SP1
Estimated release date:2008
*/
#include “win95.h”
#include “win98.h”
#include “leopard.h”

char chew_up_some_ram[10000000];

void main () {
while (!CRASHED) {

if (first_time_install) {
make_10_gigabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
search_and_destroy(FIREFOX | OPENOFFICEORG | ANYTHING_GOOGLE);
hang_system();
}

if (still_not_crashed) {
basically_run_windows_xp();
do_nothing_loop();
}
}

if (!DX10GPU()) {
set_graphics(aero, very_slow);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
}

// printf(”Welcome to Windows 2000?);
// printf(”Welcome to Windows XP”);
printf(”Welcome to Windows Vista”);

while (something) {
sleep(10);
get_user_input();
sleep(10);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(10);
flicker_led_promisingly(hard_disk);
}

creat_general_protection_fault();
}
Bands: *checks playlist* To many to list.

lol at above post :p

EDIT: omg video doesnt work for me.
Bands: The type of Bands that I listen to dont have bands *points up*

oXLAMAXo said: "I read the post, most likely a joke, but wow that's the funniest post ever.

"AMD is made by third world countries" lmao that makes them dirty? hahahaha."


Acually AMD makes a great processor.
Nothing wrong with em. THey are always sold in stores.
They are made in 1st world contries.
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iattuheal said: "
oXLAMAXo said: "I read the post, most likely a joke, but wow that's the funniest post ever.

"AMD is made by third world countries" lmao that makes them dirty? hahahaha."


Acually AMD makes a great processor.
Nothing wrong with em. THey are always sold in stores.
They are made in 1st world contries."


We know, he was laughing at that. Not confirming it as true.
Bands: Depends

Bonzi Buddy.. Hahaha... I lost it at the Linux thing.
Blogs: RIP Suzetre
Bands: Galnaryus, Dio, Rhapsody, Dragonforce, System of a Down, Queen, and other Metal

LMAO. i remember reading that list a little while back because it was linked on basil.
the dad is an idiot.
Bands: Gewd Bands


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