HITLIST Guild in Maple Story's Scania server
HITLIST
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HITLIST was originally created to mass defame; however, when we realized we were losers and didn't have enough friends to accomplish that, it turned into a simple guild of friends. Most of us were friends in real life before we started playing Maple Story, but we're almost always friendly and open to anybody.

The Rules:

1) Don't hack. Report any and all hackers you see.
2) Don't scam. Report any and all scammers you see.
3) Just...don't break the terms of service. Harrassment, etc. included.
4) Don't beg for stuff. If you've been in the guild for a while and you need something, that's one thing (we share, a lot), but if you join the guild and immediately ask, "can u help me colect ancient sap/" we'll probably kick you out instantaneously.
5) Don't be an idiot. We don't have level requirements, but we do have a maturity requirement. KSing strangers, being obnoxious, or being otherwise annoying to the other guild members will get you kicked out. Fast.
6) Semi-decent grammar is always nice. We don't care if you type in lowercase, or use some abbreviations (u, ur, etc), but causing headaches by trying to type LyKe A gAnGsTa lyke diz and spelin wordz lyke diz yo will get you kicked out for being annoying.

It might sound like a lot, but it's pretty simple. We aren't that picky. We just look for the finer people on Maple Story.

Well...when I put it that way, I guess we ARE that picky.

-jonnyjet, The Godfather
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johnnyjet Jun 15
Does anybody know if you're allowed to curse on this site? Maple Story makes me want to say the F word a lot.
johnnyjet Jun 13
You know your life is boring when you think GRINDING is entertaining.
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Haven't been on here in daaays.

Everyone alive and well?
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You ever have those days/nights where you're just in a good mood for no reason?

I had one of those tonight. It was amazing. Try it once in a while.
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is recruiting.

The only requirement is that you be friendly and un-stupid...which is why I'm posting this blog. People seem to be of a bit higher quality on here than, say, the Basil forums, which make me want to put my head through a wood chippe
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IF you talk excessively about yourself using phrases such as "he can say whatever he want about me cuz I just don't give a damn" or "man you don't know me i DGAF fo sho"...

...THEN you are a douchebag. If you were so nonchalant about the way othe
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Seems to be the phrase of the day in Scania today.

I think the general population of Victoria Island has, at any given time, an average IQ of 4.

IRL Tip of the Day: Don't spill Tobasco on your eggs, and then eat them anyway. Even if your tast
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Yes, you. You, the person who is currently reading this.

Add me as a friend. I'm trying to get to know some semi-non-retarded Maple Story players, since every stranger I talk to in-game only knows two phrases: "can i have 5k" and "how u throw st
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Every time you post a pointless super-megaphone, your chances of your next scroll working decrease by 10%.

I promise, it's true. You guys are only hurting yourselves.
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Alright. Let's get something straight, people.

You don't speak Engrish.

You don't buy a rorripop at the candistore.

And, unless you're being ironic, you don't say "herro".

With that in mind...

WHY DO YOU PEOPLE STILL CALL IT NIGHT ROA
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I was taking a break from writing a paper, and I went to the BasilMarket forums for a minute. This is not a good thing to try when you're in a good mood and trying to keep it that way, as you will LITERALLY feel yourself get dumber by the second fo...