I HATE COLD TOILET SEATS
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Written by blazi43ver on October 06 2008
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Especially when you just woke up from your peaceful slumber and you head straight to the bathroom.













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T____T.

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Yay for people who don't have the ability to wake up and crap in teh middle of the night. (includes me)
Bands: In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem

use flamethrower on toilet =D
Bands: NONPOINT FTW(and also Fall of troy)

LMFAO
Blogs: HEHEHEHh
Bands: Kai Tracid

This isn't something I ever thought a girl would have trouble with...

I'm just going to erase this from my head now... *walks away*
Bands: UVERworld, Miley Cyrus, Linkin Park, Avril Lavigne, DDR music, and Other randoms

Ewww.
I like them. v_V
Bands: hold on...

You know what's worse than cold toilet seats? Warm toilet seats.

Just the thought of someone sitting where you were, 5 minutes ago, enjoying a nice relaxing dump. They sat down, perhaps with a nice magazine, and began their business. At first, they were feeling great, letting it all out. And boy, did it come out. But then, there was a piece, or sometimes even pieces, that just didn't want to come out. They groaned and grunted to get that last lump out, but still, it would not budge. They pushed with all their might, finally getting it halfway, knowing that this was only the beginning. After much yelling and grunting, they finally get all of it out. They stand up, wipe themselves, flush the toilet and wash their hands, and happily walk out.

And now, you are sitting in the same spot.
Bands: Dead

You know what I hate even more?
Wet or warm toilet seats, oh god. D:
Bands: UVERworld, Antique Cafe

Timebandit said: "use flamethrower on toilet =D"


B-but that means my butt will go on fire. T.T

Powerslave said: "You know what's worse than cold toilet seats? Warm toilet seats.

Just the thought of someone sitting where you were, 5 minutes ago, enjoying a nice relaxing dump. They sat down, perhaps with a nice magazine, and began their business. At first, they were feeling great, letting it all out. And boy, did it come out. But then, there was a piece, or sometimes even pieces, that just didn't want to come out. They groaned and grunted to get that last lump out, but still, it would not budge. They pushed with all their might, finally getting it halfway, knowing that this was only the beginning. After much yelling and grunting, they finally get all of it out. They stand up, wipe themselves, flush the toilet and wash their hands, and happily walk out.

And now, you are sitting in the same spot."


OMG NO DETAIL PLEASE! T.T

unicorns said: "You know what I hate even more?
Wet or warm toilet seats, oh god. D:"


Omg, don't remind me please. D=
Bands: ...what.

buy a non porclean seat.mine is made of some weird material,but its ALWAYS warm.....in a good way O_O
Bands: AKFG,Dizzee Rascal,dragonforce,most techno bands....

Yeah, I like pre-warmed seats like the seats on the bus.
Bands: My Chemical Romance, UVERworld, Orange Range

Befriended for sharing the same ideas about cold toilet seats :|
Blogs: HMM yea.

well....its cold because you were sleeping, where heat is generated throughout your body...including peoples bubble butt...
so when you put like an 85 degree butt to a 74 degree toilet seat.....yea....
but i hate the warm toilet seats......just makes me wonder who woke up before me at 5:00 in the morning @.@
Bands: Nickelback, Linkin Park, Maroon 5, and...others

But it helps wake you up!
Blogs: OMGAH.



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