"The man says, dude, wtf, you cut off my penis. It doesn't grow back, and it was kind of important to me."
Hehe, I am loling so hard at this right now O_O
Bands: KoRn, Slipknot, Disturbed, David Guetta, Gackt and my favorite, Massive Attack ~
this makes me value mine more 
Bands: My Chemical Romance, Dragonforce, Michael Jackson (LOL!!!)
And I quote:
"i have a PhDuh in medicine would you like a Oopsectomy?"
What an idiot doctor... I hope he gets sued so hard his own wank falls off.
Bands: Coheed and Cambria + Weezer
Every time I see you post on Basil, the first thing I notice is this blog. It is hilarious.
Bands: Rammstein, South Park, Slipknot, System Of A Down, Otep, Avenged Sevenfold
There's penis cancer? O___O
Bands: I don't like music?
Rofl... I just saw you post and... rofl...
old
Bands: unique crap isn't useful, but nice.
Yunci said: "There's penis cancer? O___O"
ya when i was 20 my doctor checked my "buddy" to see if it is ok
Bands: I want smexy time in bed! NOTE: Just Be Friend Me PLZ!
I've seen this before. still funny 
Bands: Good Charlotte, Flyleaf, Cute is What We Aim For, TFK, Anberlin, The Veronicas
Yunci said: "There's penis cancer? O___O"
You can get cancer anywhere.
And lol at man getting penis amputated.
Bands: Gregory and the hawK, Digitalism, MGMT, The Toxic Avenger, Linkin Park.
LMFAO.
Bands: Nirvana, Modest Mouse, Death Cab, Bright Eyes, Desaparecidos, etc...