MOST AWKWARD WEDDING EVER.... (Warning: Very Long Blog)
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Written by Rezzy64 on July 07 2008
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LOL Okay so this is actually the second time I'm writing this cause I accidentally opened a new page and deleted all my writing... -_- ... lol Okay on with the wonderful Tale of my Hilariously Catastrophic Wedding...
So it started out not so bad, I bought our wedding ticket today, 25 dollars worth of Nexon Cash, but thats not a problem because I love my girl Anah. ^_^ Anyways I originally did not want the wedding right away because I wanted my Best friends on to be there to see it. So we were thinking about scheduling it on a different date because, My Best Friend Sy's computer had a bad virus, and my other Best Friend Joey, just started playing Maple Story today. But Anah was insistent... lol She wanted to be married today, she said she was tired of waiting, so being loving and flexible I gave in. She started inviting all of her friends and our guildies. My Guild Leader even came, apparently Anah and my guild leader had become best friends. So I called Sy to find out if there was any way he could get on for the wedding. Oh man was he pissed... He was telling me that I paid for the wedding therefore I had control over the date in which it would happen. He wanted me to get a hold of her on the phone for Sy so that he could talk to her about it. He REALLY wanted to be at the wedding. So in the Meanwhile... I was being interrogated by my Guild Leader, Who was asking me personal questions, because she was supposedly being protective over my girl friend. So know we were finally ready to start the wedding when suddenly my dad calls me, He tells me that he's on his way to come and pick me up from my Moms house. Apparently I misunderstood him on the phone cause of bad reception, I thought he said I'll pick you up at 8:30 am tomorrow when he actually said I'll pick you up at 8:30 pm today. So I told everybody that I had to go and that I'd be on in about an hour so stick around. So I get off and my Dad drives me to his place, so as fast as I can, I set up my lap top and get back on to where I was previously... cc9 in front of the Cathedral, SO WHERE THE HELL DID EVERYBODY GO!?!? I check the clock it's 9:00, only half an hour passed by since I left, I told everybody I'd be back in an hour or less... So I check my buddy list, everyone is gone except my lady, but for some reason she's on channel 15. So I cc to 15. She's just kind of hanging out not doing anything... I'm still dressed up in my tux and everything to look nice for the wedding... -_- I ask where everybody went to. She simply said they left cause the thought we weren't doing the wedding today. So I'm kind of Bummed. So she starts talking about rearranging our marriage date to tomorrow, but (truth --> Tomorrow I have Dental surgery so I'd be drugged out of my friggen mind. So I thought for a moment and I tell her, Hey... Do you want to Elope? For some reason she's never heard of the term Elope before so I explained what it meant to her and she thought about it for a moment and she said maybe, but she kind of wanted people to attend the wedding. So we decided not to. So then I asked when she would like to get married. Then she said hold on a second, I'm going to check something. So as soon as I say, Ok, We are inside the Cathedral getting prepared to get married. The first thing out of her mouth is, OH SHIIIIIIT!!! OOPS... lol I immediately start laughing... but then It suddenly dawns on me what she's done... I start freaking out. So we start trying to figure out how were gonna get people to come to the wedding we accidentally set up. The only people that were on were two of my Guild mates. Some random noob member and my Guild Boss. So I start spamming on the Guild Shout out, for all guild members online to come to our wedding so the two ladies show up to our wedding... -_- One of them d/c's so all thats left is my guild leader. We explained the whole situation to her, she laughed a lot, and then told us that this wedding is going to be be recorded and put on youtube because it's so funny. So we basicly have no clue what were doing... but we start figuring it out, so when we finally know what the hell is going on we start joking and laughing at how ridiculous this is. So finally the main part of the ceremony is over. So we start chilling in the area that is the giant cake you stand on. So were having fun and laughing, my Guild Leader is dropping presents for us. So I felt like being cute and dropping a Diamond for my girl. Just so it would be kind of a cute moment. But In doing that I made two mistakes. Mistake No.1, I wasn't paying attention to the clock, so I didn't realize the time was a few seconds from being up. Mistake No.2, I THOUGHT that I dropped 1 diamond... little did I know I dropped all 95 diamonds that I had... Yes within a matter of seconds, Bye Bye 95 Diamonds. Oh yeah I was not to happy about that. So then after being angry about that for a while, I had finally realized that in through all that Chaos, I had married the girl I was in love with... That made me Happy. Well we actually Eloped, but it is all the same. We are happy together, and considering the events that occured in this wedding I highly doubt we will ever forget it. lol Well that's my long story about my Wedding...lol I hope I at least got a few chuckles out of that story. None of it was made up. This all happened... lol.

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