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01/10/08

shishio
Guilds: The Anonymous Legion
Groups: Amateur Chefs, Bera Player, Tay Zonday

i looked at your banned and all i had to say was holy carp, eyes. original, i know. whos tat on bottom right? bf mayhaps? yes

Blogs: you cant fix stupid

Bands: Disturbed, DEATHKLOK, SPINAL TAP, Dragonforce.

01/10/08

shishio
Guilds: The Anonymous Legion
Groups: Amateur Chefs, Bera Player, Tay Zonday

kilts lol. yes

Blogs: you cant fix stupid

Bands: Disturbed, DEATHKLOK, SPINAL TAP, Dragonforce.

01/10/08 Hobobob
Groups: Asian Pride!, Bera Player, Fusion Bar

AnselmV2 said: "Underwear is the backbone of society. Really, imagine a world with no underwear. Now imagine all the grotesque girls (and guys too I guess) who wear skirts and don't remember to cross their legs. I don't want to live in that world."

Are you talkin' to me? O_o

Blogs: OMGAH.

01/09/08

AnselmV2

Alright, so back when I used to be in art school, we had this one 3D studies class, and one of the projects was to use paper to create something wear-able. It's sort of like papier maché, but minus the glue. It's this type of paper that's really fibery you can rip to shreds and soak in water for a good hour at least, and use to make molds of found objects. It retains its shape once it dries. I digress.

Anyway, this one girl, whom I had a major crush on (my innards would melt when I'd hear her laugh), decided that she was going to make a replica of of a toy gun out of this. Which she makes successfully. Then one day, nearing due date, she comes into class, everyone's working on their project at their stations, and she whips out a strap-on. She procedes to remove the actual dildo; what became of it, I'm not sure, but it's not important.

So presentation/critique day rolls around (we had to wear the thing we made for 5ish minutes in front of the class, while the others wrote out quick critiques for the person to read later), and me and the girl are sitting in the back of the room. She'd arranged her toy gun replica onto the strap on, in place of the dildo, and she had a tiny schoolgirl skirt with her as well. So, for no particular reason, I asked her what her project was about, and I guess I wasn't really listening (I was probably looking at her mouth or something like that), something about war and other... stuff. I asked her if she was actually going to wear it, in a kind of mock-incredulity (Weird things end up looking normal in art school), and she replied she was trying to get a guy to wear it, but that noone she asked was willing to wear it.

So, 1) Major crush on said girl and 2) My project wasn't anywhere near finished, so I needed to, you know, score points with the teacher. So I said I'd do it.

Next thing I know, I'm in the bathroom, taking off my pants and slipping on a tiny ass schoolgirl skirt that barely even covered my boxers, exposing my scrawny/hairy chicken legs and slipping a strap-on gun-dildo over it. Finally, once her name got called for her presentation, she called me inside (I was hiding in the desolate hallway, waiting, these two people passed me by wondering what the fuck), so I walk up to the front of the classroom and just sort of stand there, arms crossed, eyeing everyone. I guess it came more as a shock to people since I was wearing it, since I guess I was kind of the quiet one in the group. Someone may have taken a picture, I don't remember.

But yeah, after the (very long) 5 minutes, I ended up getting my own little round of applause, which was nice. Not as nice as slipping my pants back on again, though.

Bands: Lately, PJ Harvey, Explosions in the Sky, Boards of Canada, Phish, etc.

01/08/08

phoiz
Groups: Bera Player, Music Addicts, Unsung Music Fans

Blogs: Story

Bands: last.fm/user/phoiz/

01/06/08

AnselmV2

Underwear is the backbone of society. Really, imagine a world with no underwear. Now imagine all the grotesque girls (and guys too I guess) who wear skirts and don't remember to cross their legs. I don't want to live in that world.

Bands: Lately, PJ Harvey, Explosions in the Sky, Boards of Canada, Phish, etc.

01/05/08 Hobobob
Groups: Asian Pride!, Bera Player, Fusion Bar

Y U Hek? Y u tal? DDDD:

Blogs: OMGAH.

01/05/08 Hobobob
Groups: Asian Pride!, Bera Player, Fusion Bar

hobo-bob

Blogs: OMGAH.