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This made me lol when I saw it. Its about Maining with Captain Falcon in Brawl.

1. Thou shalt not attack thy opponent without asking them to show you their moves, or to COME ON!

2. Thou shalt not attack a taunt spammer, for they are the chosen people of the Captain, and are afforded his sacred protection. Do not harm them, lest you anger Captain Falcon.

3. Thou shalt not bemoan the Captain's tier standing, and blame him for a loss. It was not Captain Falcon who was too weak, it was thou.

4. Thou shalt always spam "SHOW ME YA MOVES" whenever the crowd chants for the Captain, as a sign of acknowledgement to all of his loyal fans. Thou shalt also spam this taunt if the camera is zoomed in on the Captain from a Tingle Assist Trophy.

5. Thou shalt let any Kirby who wishes to inhale and copy the Falcon Punch do as he pleases. However, if thou is attacked by this Kirby, Captain Falcon's swift judgment must be delivered to him, as he has broken the sacred bond of Master and Pupil, and shall pay for his foolishness.

6. Thou shalt not land a Falcon Punch or Knee of Justice without immediately asking thy opponent to show you their moves, unless thou has a chance to perform a Sacred Combo, in which case the taunt must be performed as soon as thou hast finished.

7. Thou shalt respect thy father, Ganondorf, as thou would respect a fellow Captain Falcon.

8. Thou shalt not allow a spammer to not show the Captain their moves if he has asked them to. If the spammer insists on using the same move, thy fury must be delivered swiftly and with good aim to the spammer until they agree to show the Captain the rest of their moves, or are killed.

9. Thou shalt use the Falcon system of measurement.

10. Thou shalt lead children along the path of the Falcon by showing them thy moves as capably as thou can, and leading them to believe that using Captain Falcon is the way to victory.
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Amen.
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Amen.

but i heard Capt. Falcon was nerfed a bit P:

overall moves = weaker
Falcon punch = got a boost
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Preach!
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get back in the kitchen.
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I love Captain Falcon for falcon punch but otherwise i kinda hate him. His skills don't apply all that much damage and they all require you to get close-up(i guess there has to be a balance). Personally I love fox because even though his blaster is weak, he can deflect ranged attacks with his power watch thingo and his physical attacks are all pwoerful ( not the stupid ones, the physical power attacks). I jsut love watching Samus shoot her massively charged cannon at me only for it to be deflected and her getting owned.
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TL FTW
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Lol@Angel



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