penguinsrock said: "
Heck said: "Soooo Ved was pregnant with Goat's baby which turned out to be Richard.
What the f***!?"
Actually it was Alien Goats who created Goat, and Ved was a young, professional underwater basket weaver.
They quickly fell in love at first sight, and were soon married.
By the time the Romance and Excitement had worn off, they were really really bored.
So then Ved wanted a baby.
But Goat couldn't give her a baby.
So then Goat asked his Alient creators to send them a baby.
And then God told him to name his son "Jesus".
I mean, the Aliens told Goat to make sure his little baby knew nothing about his alien heritage.
So the Alien Goats genetically spawned a baby and sent it through the Duck Mail to Goat and Ved.
But then Goat and Ved couldn't decide what to name their new baby.
So Goat named him 'Richard', but Ved wanted 'Aetherine'.
And that's why Richard grew up in a house with quarreling parents, and never knew about his alien heritage.
But then at age 14 he realized that he actually 13 years earlier, and had been dreaming all the events since then.
The End.

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