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Goatfry
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Goatfry
Groups: BasilMarket's Comic Makers!, CrystalHaven's Obsessed fans., Video Game Music
As we all know, Veddy, our awesome ever-whipping-us-into-slavery-mom-like-official... ok im running out of ideas.
What i mean to say is, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! I think i speak for both Goatfry and Goatfry when i say, We wish you a Merry Christmas and a happy new baby... Showa.... i mean... shower?
But lets not forget, having a birthday is not all about going to people's houses and asking for candy. It's all about rememebering that each time you get a little older, you're THAT much closer to getting so old, you can't take care of yourself anymore! Hooray!
Heres a little story about when i turned 38:
I was 37 and my b-day was the next day. Little did they know, I was actually 41. Writting this story is already getting boring. Lemme sum it all up: Drugs are bad in excess but if you eat 1/10000000000 of a gram of your mom's meds, you won't notice a difference.
Alot of times when kids get older they go out into the world all "I'm going to change the world" Little do they know, the world is about to change them! They're about to be mugged and thrown on the side of the sidewalk.
*Note, treatment may vary. In Baltimore you're mugged, in places like LA, they give you roses and say sorry, then toss you on the sidewalk. Pfft. Sissys.
Behind every mugger theres an even better diet of chicken. Everyone eats chicken its no secret. Even vegitarians eat chicken. I once knew a guy. I don;t know him anymore. It's completely pointless cause i knew him but then he didnt remember me when i phoned him asking for my money back so like i forgot about him. I think he's running the country now. I can't remember which country, cause it was like 5 years ago, back when i was 19.
Either way, alot was lost in translation when i made the transaction of transcontinental proportions. I don't exactly know how it was transcontinental, but all i remember was that when i met him in Tokyo, I handed him the briefcase and next thing i knew, I was in Bromley South. I couldn't help but ask the man if he was ISRAL and he was all "Do i know you?"
So yeah, Peter. Thats how i spend most days/nights/afternoons/after lunch/dinner/dinner specials/combo meals/dollar menus/dollars/Euros.
Yes i just capitalized the E in Euros. And i did it again. I know i dont have much of a way with words and im really trying. What i really mean to say is
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANGELINA JOL- Veddy.
P.S. I eft-lay the ey-kays under teh at-may. The oney-may is in teh ouch-kay. i mean... cay... er... whatever.
What i mean to say is, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! I think i speak for both Goatfry and Goatfry when i say, We wish you a Merry Christmas and a happy new baby... Showa.... i mean... shower?
But lets not forget, having a birthday is not all about going to people's houses and asking for candy. It's all about rememebering that each time you get a little older, you're THAT much closer to getting so old, you can't take care of yourself anymore! Hooray!
Heres a little story about when i turned 38:
I was 37 and my b-day was the next day. Little did they know, I was actually 41. Writting this story is already getting boring. Lemme sum it all up: Drugs are bad in excess but if you eat 1/10000000000 of a gram of your mom's meds, you won't notice a difference.
Alot of times when kids get older they go out into the world all "I'm going to change the world" Little do they know, the world is about to change them! They're about to be mugged and thrown on the side of the sidewalk.
*Note, treatment may vary. In Baltimore you're mugged, in places like LA, they give you roses and say sorry, then toss you on the sidewalk. Pfft. Sissys.
Behind every mugger theres an even better diet of chicken. Everyone eats chicken its no secret. Even vegitarians eat chicken. I once knew a guy. I don;t know him anymore. It's completely pointless cause i knew him but then he didnt remember me when i phoned him asking for my money back so like i forgot about him. I think he's running the country now. I can't remember which country, cause it was like 5 years ago, back when i was 19.
Either way, alot was lost in translation when i made the transaction of transcontinental proportions. I don't exactly know how it was transcontinental, but all i remember was that when i met him in Tokyo, I handed him the briefcase and next thing i knew, I was in Bromley South. I couldn't help but ask the man if he was ISRAL and he was all "Do i know you?"
So yeah, Peter. Thats how i spend most days/nights/afternoons/after lunch/dinner/dinner specials/combo meals/dollar menus/dollars/Euros.
Yes i just capitalized the E in Euros. And i did it again. I know i dont have much of a way with words and im really trying. What i really mean to say is
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANGELINA JOL- Veddy.
P.S. I eft-lay the ey-kays under teh at-may. The oney-may is in teh ouch-kay. i mean... cay... er... whatever.
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