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Death Predictor.
It is not real, and all the deaths are extremly funny. Here is when I'll "die":
Yuval: At age 45 you will start playing an online game and become so addicted that you starve to death.
Jake Ng: At age 71 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.
Joel: At age 41 you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.
penguinlvr: At age 47 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries.
Add your deaths and I'll add them to the list.
Bands: Only here for BMCM.
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Jake Ng: At age 71 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.
Mines> yours
Bands: Linkin Park FTW
penguinlvr: At age 47 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries.
I added my last name and got this: Yuval Abraham: At age 46 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you.
Bands: Only here for BMCM.
Lukas: At age 39 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.
That sucked
Bands: Danko Jones, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Good Charlotte, SR-71
Goat: At age 69 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours
Bands: 3 Doors down
Ryan: At age 48 you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks.
Bands: Red Hot Chili Peppers, Gorillaz, The Doors
haha Ryan you know what that means, right? You're going to be a professional hobo when you grow up.
Bands: 3 Doors down
ROFL.
Mine is exactly same as Moo, but it is at age 18.
ROFL.
Mine is just like Moo's and Yossarian's, except it says
Richard: At age 14 you will realize that you actually 13 years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.
Bands: Can ya guess?
Ryan: At age 33 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever.
Bands: The New Pornographers ._.
Mindy: At age 52 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever.
Lolol. 
Bands: PCDS
Gabriel -inserts my last name-: At age 24 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.
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