Your GUIDE TO STOPPING THE MESO PLOXERS

02/11/08 +

Animalzap
Guilds: Profil3
Groups: 1337, Alliance Against Censored Showa, Alliance Against Stupid Noobs

Hello Maplers,

Want some high caliber ammo next time a n00blet starts being the mentally challeged idiots they are and beg

"Mesos Plox"?

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Yes siree you've come to the right place

Now listen carefully

If we all do these actions in unison we may be able to stop them once and for all.

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1. Intentionally hunt for noobs that beg for mesos like in Henseys or in Lith Harbor
2. When you find a noob that's begging "I need 1k plz" here's the process where you can teach them not to beg... the hard way.
3. Play a drop game with the noob, pretend to drop 1k bags of money. Wait for them to come running with their fat faces smiling.
4. When they get close enough immediately pick your bag up
5. Now you made them sad, but that's the point, you don't want them to beg
6. Keep playing this game to humiliate and mock the noob
7. Now keep dropping money and taking it back (make sure to not let the noob have ANY)
8. Don't sympathize to their F4, and keep making fun of them (if some elite players try taking your money while yer making fun of them message them privately and say that don't pick it up, yer trying to mock the noob
9. You can keep doing this forever!

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Remember:

If the noob ever gets your mesos, and they F2, wipe their smiles off their face by giving them -1 Fame Big Smile

Make sure to run if he's Level 15+, because his dumb brain will make them defame you back!

Keep playing the mock game against them, and if they get yer mesos, bring out yer mules and -1 fame them again!

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If they won't stop, wait for them to train, and then everytime they start killing snails, kill the monsters they were trying to kill!

After seeing their reaction and they F4, don't give any mercy, say, I'll do this forever until you stfu and stop begging

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Happy fun fighting beggars one mock at a time

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