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New topicJokes may include:
- Yo mamma
- Racist (LOw degree only)
- LAme
- One liners
- Blondes (though some may mind)
PLease no flames. I like jokes. =P
Bands: Eminem, AKon, 50Cent, The Cloud Room, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, The Killers, etc.
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Thread starter Jokes may include: - Yo mamma - Racist (LOw degree only) - LAme - One liners - Blondes (though some may mind) PLease no flames. I like jokes. =P
Bands: Eminem, AKon, 50Cent, The Cloud Room, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, The Killers, etc.
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11/21/07
DisturbedOne
Groups: aFriendly, Alliance of the Banned From Basil Market, Altern rock & Punk & Metal 1. There was 3 ppl stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The redhead tried to swim back to land, but drowned a quarter of the way there. Next, the brunette tried to swim back to the mainland, but drowned 3 quarters of the way there. Then then blonde tried swimming back to the mainland. She swam halfway, got tired and swam back. LOL
2. How do u kill a Paki? Press the red button.
Blogs: My Quebec Trip!
Bands: Blink-182, Box Car Racer, Angels & Airwaves, +44, Slipknot, Alexisonfire
As you say.. some of my jokes are listed here (some lame some nice since i'm not the joke master)
What 4 letters do thieves/burglars hate most? OICU!!! (Oh I see you!) Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was a fungi (fun guy) Why can't food go into the food court? They will get caught! (Food caught) Last joke XD~~ One day, a boy named Shut Up and his brother, Manners went to the city. Manners went to the toilet. Shut Up went to have a walk. He saw 3 policemen. Policemen: Hey boy whats your name! Shut Up: SHUT UP! Policemen: Where are your MANNERS?! Shut Up: In the toilet! LOL XD~~
Bands: I cry... But angels deserve to DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What starts with a F and ends with a UCK?
*Lol vulgar word* Well... NOT! You are mistaken! Ans: Firetruck (Lol)
Bands: I cry... But angels deserve to DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jokes~~XD!~
Boss Bandit: Don't let the police catch us! Bandits: Yes sir! Boss Bandit: I am hiding at the rooftop! Don't tell the police Boss Bandit: Any1 who tells the police will get 100000000000000000000000000000000 slaps each day for 1month Bandits: Zzzz The police caught us Police: Hey dude wheres your ldr Police: If you don't tell us I will shoot you Bandits: AT THE ROOFTOP! Police: Ah HUH! CAUGHT YOU! Boss Bandit: Darn you bandits When boss escape frm jail~~ Boss Bandit: SLAPSLAPSLAP! All the bandits died Lol~~ Even if they no tell they still die XD~
Bands: I cry... But angels deserve to DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ur so dumb that you cook your food on cowdung that is 10,000,000 degrees
Ur so stupid that you trip over a wireless phone and falls off the building Ur mama is so addicted to hacking that when she logs in every mapler flies into her mouth Ur so dumb that you cut off ur pinus as u think its a banana Ur so stupid that you put the iron can into the microwave to cook Ur voice is so loud that when you log in every mapler becomes death Ur so ugly that when you log in every mapler throws up
Bands: I cry... But angels deserve to DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What you call a dude that takes his viagra slowly...
STIFF NECK!
Blogs: Quiting maple~
Bands: Linkin park-Dragon force killers
lol~ i heard this one todai~
hmmm this might be a bit unappropriate but plz delete if yu think it is~ Q:"you see 3 tampons walking together. which one says hi?" person usually says 1st,2nd,3rd, middle,left,right etc A: "none of em~ they were all stuck up *****es" anddd~ ask someone Q:"have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?" person- "no" A: *pull out pockets* "would yu like to try?"  DDD
Blogs: weee~
Bands: cloud9, just any thing~ jay chou? m2m, vibe, k.will, kcm, mc the max,lee ki chan
07/09/08
bobhese
mastercheeze i felt sorta offended (not saying im not short) from the asian joke. isnt the tallest person in the world asian
Blogs: so uhhh im new....
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