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Tell ALL or MOST of your jokes in here =]
Jokes may include:
- Yo mamma
- Racist (LOw degree only)
- LAme
- One liners
- Blondes (though some may mind)

PLease no flames. I like jokes. =P
Bands: Eminem, AKon, 50Cent, The Cloud Room, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, The Killers, etc.

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so this guy is walking down the sidewalk with a bag in his hand and a redneck freind of his comes up and says "hey whatcha got in the bag?", and the guy says" a couple of chickens, if you can guess how many of them i got ill give one of them to you", and his freind says "uhhh FIVE!"

i got more of them i just gotta think
Blogs: stupid
Bands: job for a cowboy, disciple, i am ghost

oh ok

why do blacks like basketball?

cuz they can run, shoot, and steel
Blogs: stupid
Bands: job for a cowboy, disciple, i am ghost

there's a white guy and a black guy in a car, who's driving?

the white guy, cause he's a cop
Blogs: stupid
Bands: job for a cowboy, disciple, i am ghost

what are 3 things you cant give a black guy?

a black eye, a fat lip, and a job
Blogs: stupid
Bands: job for a cowboy, disciple, i am ghost

whats the difference between a n1gger and a negro?

one of them is in an iron chain and another is in a gold chain
Blogs: stupid
Bands: job for a cowboy, disciple, i am ghost

Blonde Joke:

* There were three blondes, right? Well they ran up to their not-blonde friend and said, "We just saw Santa Clause!"
Confused, their friend replied, "How do you know it was Santa Clause?"
They answered, "He was shouting 'Ho, Ho, Ho!'"
-Get it? Ho, Ho, Ho! = Hoe, Hoe Hoe! 8'D
I'll stop with blonde jokes because I don't want to offend people. x]

Pick-up Lines: (( I warn you. I made some of them up, so they might be lame.. @_@ ))

* You're so sweet you put Hershey's out of business.
* You're so hot you make the devil jealous.
* Can I have a map? --I just got lost in your eyes.
* I lost my phone number, may I borrow yours?
* Do you sleep on your stomach?
-Any answer-
Can I? [[ You're asking to sleep on his/her stomach. ]]
* Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

I'm loaded with them. x] Want more? I have more..somewhere. Just ask. x^^x
Blogs: Hello!
Bands: MOZART, FTW. >:]

Aliyah said: "
CheezyMan said: "What's a good AliyahRoyal? A one with her guts ripped out and gnawed on!

~Cheezy"
O_O

Man, you really want to attack me from all angles, don't ya? ><
*Pats Cheezy's back*
You are indeed a crazy man indeed, don't you realize that Aliyah just CANNOT be defeated?"


like chuck norris
Blogs: Fireworks...
Bands: linkin park, system of a down

You're all very bad in math, 60% of you failed at the test. But teacher, we aren't that many in our class.
Blogs: Level 90!
Bands: Guns N' Roses, Linkin Park & Velvet Revolver.

yay yo mama~~ hmmmm....lemme think of one...~ OK~ [yo mama so FAT she thought a whale was her son]
Blogs: Quiting MS
Bands: o.o

whats with all the asian cracks?

MasterCheeze said: "What's the only smart blonde? A golden retriever!
I got more, but I don't feel like typing them all. >.>
Wa-wa-wait. I got another one. Why are there few DisneyLands in China? Everyone's too short to go on the rides!

~Cheezy"


lol? (that one was kinda good) i dun got any good jokes x___x

Gah cheezes first joke was rascist and now I is pissed!
Bands: Linkin Park

Whats with the rascist jokes? Not cool
Bands: Linkin Park

lmao these are hilarious

cheesy

~Murumasa
Bands: Eagles,Boston,Lynyrd Skynyrd,Last Alliance(Japanese :D),Beatles,Guns&Roses

Lol o_0
Bands: To Lazy To Typ That All o.o


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