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Thread starter Tell ALL or MOST of your jokes in here =]
Jokes may include: - Yo mamma - Racist (LOw degree only) - LAme - One liners - Blondes (though some may mind) PLease no flames. I like jokes. =P
Bands: Eminem, AKon, 50Cent, The Cloud Room, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, The Killers, etc.
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hahaha ok, just wondering....cuz i dont have any jokes
 haha
Blogs: VOTE NOW FOR LINKIN PARK
03/07/07
Moofey
Guilds: JuiceBox Groups: Alliance of the Randomly Defamed, Anti-Hackers United, Bera Player So three guys walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.
Bands: Dragonforce
03/08/07
Laserword
Ok there's 1 Girl and 2 Men(The girl is blond
 ) They entered a contest (seperatly) The first person who can survive 100 of the funniest jokes without laughing or even smiling wins $1000, The first man laughed so hard on the 30th joke, the second man laughed on the 48th joke. Then the blond makes it all the way to the 99th joke, And before the annoucer says the joke she starts laughing and the annoucer says "Why'd you laugh you could have won?" The girl says I finally got the first joke 
Bands: I don't listen to bands
03/08/07
Mrsimpson
ur so corny that you eat corn flakes lmao!
03/09/07
MasterCheeze
Guilds: Luna, MMOTales Groups: 8- bit awsomness, BannedStory & Comics, Basil Market's Top Users ;) Joke's on Aliyah! I had herpes! Ahahahahahahhaha!
Ok, that's a cruel and sick joke. :o ~Cheezy
Blogs: Iz Turkey Day! *woo woo woo*
Bands: Whatever I feel like! Gosh!
Your mom is so old, she helped God create the earth.
Your mom is so fat, she sweats bacon grease. Your mom is so stupid, she disses your mom.
Blogs: Hungry
Bands: Tupac, Eazy-E, Eminem, Ludacris, Akon, Dr Dre, Biggy smalls
03/11/07
emokidd
y did i cross the road? duh to get to the other side
Blogs: computer broke
Bands: system of a down, green day, and the usually cant think of names
my guild members liked this one i made.
Your mama's so fat, when she logs on, all maplers dc.
Blogs: CLOUD UNBANNED!
Bands: FFVII
I got one(i dont know if someone as already told it or not)
Q:How do you blind fold an azn? A:Tie a string around there eyesXD(Sorry if anyone here is azn but so i am)
Blogs: Noooo!!!
Bands: AC/DC, Aerosmith, The Who, the people who wright the Naruto and FMA songs.
shwuang said: "what happens when you get a black mexican? omg racist someone whos too lazy to steal"
Blogs: sadest story
Bands: Linkin Park
o.o
your moms like a refrigerator everyone sticks theyr meat in her thers a black guy and a mexican in the back of a car whos driving? the cops um ok im lazy dont feel like typing 
Blogs: HelpPlease
04/16/07
Laserword
JustinYo said: "A butcher is 6'2" (6 feet 2 inches tall) What does he weigh? Your doctor says to take 3 pills every half hour. How long does it take to take all 3 pills? There is a murderer condemned to death. He has 3 options for his death.. - Room full of assassins - Room that has a pit of fire - Lions that haven't been fed in 3 years What does the murderer choose? 3 Jokes.. here are the answers A butcher that is 6'2 weighs MEAT. LOL Takes 1 hour (Take 1 at 1:00pm..another 1 at 1:30pm and another 1 at 2:00. From 1:00pm to 2:00pm is 1 hour.) The room full of lions. They can't live for 3 years w/o food Corny I know." For the 3 pill joke Isn't it half an hour because 3 pills EVERY half hour so it would only last half an hour.
Bands: I don't listen to bands
Yo mama's so dirty, she has to sneak up on bathwater.
Yo mama's so fat, every time she turns around, your family throws a "welcome back" party. What do you call 100 white men chasing one black man? --the PGA Tour.
Bands: Lupe Fiasco, Kanye West, Nas, Busta Rhymes, Common
05/05/07
lilfil0mage
Guilds: FirstChance, FirstChance Groups: Amateur Chefs, Anime LOVERS!, Anti-Hackers United ahh lol..
I love Black Jokes... What do u call a black man in a snow storm? A Lamington What do u call a black man in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky What do u call a black man at night school? Absent What do u call a black preist? Holy S*** What do u call a group of black people rolling down a hill? Abo-lanche What do u call a line of black men against a white wall? A Barcode What do u call a black man following a white man? A Shadow Gah i forgot the rest.. That'll do 
Blogs: So I'm Quitting Ms ..
Bands: nothing in particular at the moment
Your mommie's so fat, she doesn't need the internet. She's already world-wide
Blogs: Holy crap I'm so sorry
Bands: hellogoodbye, Venga Boys, Maroon 5, M2M
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