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FootyQueen
Tell ALL or MOST of your jokes in here =]
Jokes may include:
- Yo mamma
- Racist (LOw degree only)
- LAme
- One liners
- Blondes (though some may mind)
PLease no flames. I like jokes. =P
Bands: Eminem, AKon, 50Cent, The Cloud Room, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, The Killers, etc.
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What's the only smart blonde? A golden retriever!
I got more, but I don't feel like typing them all. >.>
Wa-wa-wait. I got another one. Why are there few DisneyLands in China? Everyone's too short to go on the rides!
~Cheezy
Bands: Whatever I feel like! Gosh!
LMFAO @ CHEEZY
Lawlalwlaw that asian joke made me laff
Bands: DragonForce,Thegame,linkinpark, underground rappers,WUTANGCLAN~!
What's a good AliyahRoyal? A one with her guts ripped out and gnawed on!
~Cheezy
Bands: Whatever I feel like! Gosh!
A newlywed couple is getting ready for bed when the husband says, "Honey, now that we're married, it's okay for me to see your body, would you open your robe so I can have a look?"
She opens her robe and lets her husband see her naked body. And he says, "You are so so so beautiful. Can I get the camera and take a picture?"
"Why do you want to do that?" she asks.
"Because I love you so so so much, and I'd like to keep your picture next to my heart forever!"
She allows him to get the camera and take the picture. Then she says, "Honey, now that we're married, it's okay for me to see your body too, would you open your robe so I can have a look?"
He opens his robe and lets his wife see his naked body. And she asks, "Can I get the camera and take a picture?"
"Why do you want to do that?" he asks her.
"Because I want to get it enlarged!"

Lmao. Remember in my last comic, you got coldcocked by Johny?
But then I had you attack him. o.o
~Cheezy
Bands: Whatever I feel like! Gosh!
Lol. K, I had my fun. I'll stop eating you now.
And btw, I was planning to make a Scanian account. I just need access to a Paypal account now. >.<
I'm too lazy to make my own.
Can't have an account with out NX!
~Cheezy
Bands: Whatever I feel like! Gosh!
03/05/07
gujju
Guilds: MMOTales
You guys all make me wana join scania!
I just dont think i would have time though.
I love me some honey mustard. 
~Cheezy
Bands: Whatever I feel like! Gosh!
03/05/07
gujju
Guilds: MMOTales
I really do want to.
But i can barely manage my Broa character.
Maybe when summer rolls around...
03/05/07
gujju
Guilds: MMOTales
CHEAAA
MMOT is totally owning this site.
Next thing you know, we are going to ask people to type with good grammer.
MMOT will not die. I'll spam it up to keep it alive.
And for the joke part.
I looked in the mirror and saw hamsters taking over the world.
This may not make sense to you but it does for people who watch me spam my buddy chat. 
Here's a joke that might relate to you SuperLoserr (I emphasize the Loserr part because... well you know).
ZOOOOOOMG like I had a cookie and like umm yah and like waffles and like muffins and like citrusy orangey grapey marshmellowy fluffikins and all kinds of love and he was like ZOMG really? and he was going up there and he jumped on the unicorn and like he he he like ZOOOOOOOOOOMG I LOVE YOU ALL <3<3<3<3<3<3!@!#!#!# !$!$!$ MUFFINS!
Doesn't that just crack you up?
~Cheezy
Bands: Whatever I feel like! Gosh!
03/05/07
gujju
Guilds: MMOTales
LMFAOO
AHAHA
CLassic
03/05/07
LuCaS
Guilds: SamuraiX
can i tell a joke in a foreign language ?
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