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01. We say what we say about a girl's appearance and are done with it. You, however, continue to go on and on about how hot Brad Pitt is. Thus the basis of the reason we decide to point out a girl's "blessing"
2. Halftime in any sport is not an opportunity for you to talk either. There is still a show going on.
3. We don't hold you to that high of expectations. You do it to yourself because you assume we do.
4. If you've lasted long enough for any kind of anniversary, then we typically don't need to mark it down to remember.
5. When we're no longer aroused, that's when there has been too much spooning.
6. We don't like clingy girls. You don't like clingy guys. The goal is to not come off as one. Give us a day or so. 99% of the time we'll call. If you haven't received a call by then, he's not worth it to you. Move on. We do.
7. Your jealousy issues far excedes our own. Don't comment on how we can be when another guy touches you like we do.
8. We put it where you ask us to. If you don't like it, speak up.
9. You should shave a particular area regardless of what we do.
10. Continue to make us wait and eventually you will have to get your own damn ride.
11. Just b/c we're not looking at you does not mean we can't hear you.
12. If a guy is honest, he won't laugh at anything that isn't funny or tell you things just b/c you want to hear them.
13. 3 words- BE STRAIGHT FORWARD
14. Like I said before, if you don't like it, tell us. We'll stop and find other ways of satisfying your needs.
15. You win mostly because you don't shut up. Not because your argument is better than ours. If we are truly wrong, we'll stop. That means you should too.
16. If a guy treats you badly enough that you have to talk to him about it, leave. There are plenty of other guys that won't do it to you.
17. If we're not asking nicely, we're either pissed off or you did something. Don't act like you didn't do something when you know you did.
18. When the wallet starts to pulse and the credit card company is calling, that's when you have to many clothes and shoes.
19. You're not the only girl in our lives. Somewhere, a girl is having PMS every day. That's why we're ready to kill you. We also have to deal with you when PMS isn't your excuse.
20. We'll do nice little things for the first few weeks. But don't whine when we're pretty sure that it'll last and dont open that ONE car door for you that ONE time.
21. A lot of our good ideas were used to hook you in. We can't be spontanious all the time. Give us a break.
22. Why do you care about what kind of underwear we have on? We don't care about what you wear. If we see yours or you see ours, that typically means it's coming off.
23. Our idea of clean is different from yours. That mess isn't that bad.
24. A girl goes down on a guy long before a guy goes down on a girl. If you're using teeth, it means you suck at it. Don't try to make excuses like "evening the score."
25. We have bad days. We can't be nice all the time.
26. We act that way around our friends because we did it before you got there. That's how we always act. We put on a nice guy act for you. Not a tough guy act for them.
27. We had our own style before we met you. We don't tell you how to dress. Don't get on us.
28. If a guy cries more than you do, he's probably gay.
29. The only drama that ever gets started with a guy is when it has to do with more than one girl.
30. If we forget your birthday, you probably don't mean as much to us as you thought you did....sorry...might want to find other options...
31. Despite how we act and what we say, guys have feelings to. Watch what you say. We won't show it, but sometimes it actually does hurt.
32. Things would be much easier if you yelled at us for doing something wrong rather than keeping quiet and saying "nothing" if we ask what we did. "Nothing" is a code word for "you really fucked up and I'm going to explode on you later unless you fix it and then some"
33. If we're not good dancers, we won't agree to go.
34. Just because we didn't answer doesn't mean there is someone else or we don't care. We did have a life before you. We will have one while you're there and will continue to have one long after you're gone.
35. We shouldn't have to buy you things to assure you that we care. Us putting up with your shit and continuing to be nice to you should say that. If we do get you something, don't complain about it. You already take what little money we have anyway.
36. If we say we love you, don't ask us if we mean it. Very few guys are stupid enough to say they love you and not mean it.
37. Don't sugarcoat anything. That doesn't help your situation. And by the way, if it cost over $50 and we ask how much, give us a number. Don't say it wasn't a lot.
38. Stop acting so shocked if our friends know everything about your body. If your best friend knows our penis size, my best friend knows your favorite sexual position, bra size, and all the places we've done it.
39. No backseat driving. We aren't listening to you because we know you can't drive. You have a cell phone in your hand and a starbucks in the other. What exactly are you supposed to be grabbing the streering wheel with?
40. If you don't have faith in us to keep our promises, don't ask us to make them.
41. If you send a guy on a long road trip under the pretense of a date at least have the courtesy to call him and tell him, "you're very nice but..."
42. We are not obligated to buy you things. Be thankful for what we give you. We're not your "daddy's" and we don't owe you anything but the commitment we give when you when we say "yes."
43. Breaking up is all part of relationships. Don't go into a huge depression if we dump you. Everyone sees it and it is one of the top 5 turn off's a guy can have. Bounce back with confidence. Now THAT'S sexy.
44. If we are in the process of doing what you just asked us, please wait till we finish that before you give us another task.
45. All guys should remember this and take it to heart. No matter how beautiful she is, somebody, somewhere, is sick of her shit.
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1.Express your feelings. Don’t just assume we know everything!
2. We aren’t asking for you to spill your heart, but some information about what’s going on in that head of yours, is nice every once in a while.
3. Don’t ever go out with a girl to use her, or to make someone jealous.
4. Don’t ever ignore us/leave us hanging. Chances are, we’ve been thinking about you all the time
5. If you just want to be friends, make it obvious. If you want to be more, let us know.
6. Don’t lead us on, and then suddenly drop us. There’s nothing more frustrating/confusing.
7. Don’t lead us on if nothing’s going to happen.
8. We’re really sensitive. The smallest thing to you could be the biggest thing to us.
9. Say what you mean, and mean what you say.
10. Girls gossip, and we know everything. Whatever you do, we WILL find out.
11. Girls tell their friends everything. Meaning our friends know everything about you.
12. When you ask us what’s wrong, and we respond with “Nothing,” you have either made us extremely pissed off, or very upset- and it’s your job to fix it.
13. If you know we’re mad, try and see what’s wrong, and don’t give up on us.
14. Don’t flip out when we’re hanging out with our guy friends.
15. There are some things you do that you should just keep to yourself, that we don’t want to hear/know about.
16. We are not PMS-ing 24/7, so stop saying it.
17. Don’t go on and on about other girls to us… it’s annoying.
18. Don’t worry if your friends think it’s “gay.” It’s not.
19. Compliments make us feel better about ourselves. Maybe you should give us them more often.
20. We love to take pictures, and if we ask to take one with you, be flattered.
21. We’re not ALWAYS girly girls. We don’t just sit in our pj’s and gossip and paint our nails at sleepovers. (Shocker, I know.)
22. If you do something to hurt us, we won’t forget about it, even if we do end up forgiving you.
23. Think before you speak!
24. Believe us, no girl wants to just be “friends with benefits,” even if you think she does.
25. Don’t underestimate us. We will strike back, no matter what.
26. Make the first move. It’s impressive.
27. Remember: actions speak louder than words!
28. It’s the thought that counts! Remember that.
29. No means NO, and stop means STOP.
30. Don’t forget important dates.
31. “I was drunk,” is no excuse for any obnoxious behavior.
32. We’re allowed to spend as long as we want getting ready. Don’t complain, just be happy that we tried to look good for you.
33. Do not start with us. You will not win.
34. Laugh at our jokes, we think they’re funny.
35. Don’t act differently around us then you would when you’re with your friends.
36. Don’t embarrass us in front of our friends by your behavior.
37. Be romantic!
38. If you want to keep a girl, the key is HONESTY.
39. If you want us to want to hang out with you again and again, try not canceling on us.
40. We think porn is disgusting.
41. Here’s an idea: hold our hand!
42. We like when you notice the little things, like: when we change things, the color of our eyes, our favorite movie or color, things like that.
43. Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring doesn't mean she's not waiting by the phone.
44. We hate when you talk to us ALL the time over the computer, but then wont even look at us in person.
45. DON’T look through a girls personal stuff without asking. Especially her purse.
46. If we’re cold, it’s your job to lend us your jacket or find some way to make us warmer.
47. Don’t mess up our hair! Touching it is sometimes cute, but in no way/shape/or form is it cute when you obnoxiously mess it up.
48. DO NOT tell all your friends about your relationship with us sexually. Just don’t.
49. If you make us cry, you damn well better find some way to fix it.
50. Instead of HOTT, we much rather prefer BEAUTIFUL. Pretty is acceptable too.
*51. We love it when you hug us, especially from behind.