funny and coffee, that describes me! -

I just thought I'd add some Coffee quotes for the helluva it,
Enjoy!

You know you've been playing too much maplestory when you refer to coffee as a potion of sleep resistance. ~Sweeney Todd Lundgren (edited by me to say maplestory)

Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish. ~Author Unknown

I don't have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine! ~Author Unknown

C:COFFEE.POT missing (A)bort (R)etry (F)all asleep? ~Author Unknown

Black as the devil, Hot as hell,
Pure as an angel, Sweet as love.
~Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Perigord

Everybody should believe in something. I believe I'll have another coffee. ~Author Unknown

Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze.
It maketh me to wake in green pastures:
It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.
It restoreth my buzz:
It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction,
I will fear no Equal™:
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me.
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of The Starbucks:
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over.
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life:
And I will dwell in the House of Mochas forever.
~Author Unknown

I like my coffee like my women: hot, strong, steamy. ~Author Unknown

All the coffee in Columbia won't make me a morning person. ~Author Unknown

All the coffee in Columbia won't make me a morning person. ~Author Unknown

It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. I bet this kind of thing does not happen to heroin addicts. I bet that when serious heroin addicts go to purchase their heroin, they do not tolerate waiting in line while some dilettante in front of them orders a hazelnut smack-a-cino with cinnamon sprinkles. ~Dave Barry

Given enough coffee, I could rule the world. ~Author Unknown

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. ~John Van Druten (this is advice ladies)

I'd quit coffee but I'm no quitter! hope you enjoyed these flavorful jokes/qoutes!

Aroan,