Eggy the Spartan Egg. -

Rejoice children! Today is the first day of Eggy's life!

Ok kiddies! Gather around for a tale like no other....A tale of accidents, markers and eggs....

(Dramatic-deep-voice)It was 7:30pm when I had finished dinner. Since I had finished last, I was told to wipe the table and put away the left-overs. A bright evening it was, the day Eggy was created. After putting away the food, there was still remaining rice. "My parents are going to the beach tomorrow..." I told myself. In the fridge there was 4 containers(none of which were see-through)...I decided to check if there was any rice in any of them. It was then, I lifted the refrigerator shelf the eggs were on. It was then, Eggy's helmet was cracked. I quickly stopped what I was doing, ran to the sink and spelled out the oozing yellow yolk in the egg. In my opinion, it looked like boogers. D:

Anywho...I ran upstairs. I had an idea. At first, Eggy's helmet was supposed to be Eggy but I realized there was a couple problems, he was half of an egg and his ends were too uneven too fix. With this knowledge, I cried thinking about my loss. I wasted a perfectly edible egg and in return got nothing out of it. For a while I tried to come up with a solution...thinking..thinking...thinking..THEN! The thought suddenly hit me, the half broken egg looked like it could be shaped into a helmet.

I ran back downstairs. When I got there I saw my mom in the living room. She said, "What are you doing here Bonds?" I said, "Me?" Anyone could guess I was really confused..But then I looked behind me and saw James Bind standing right there! D: Before I knew it he said, "I can't allow you to make that egg. HE WILL DESTROY THE WORLD!" I ran to the kitchen as fast as I....Ok. It's all lies. ._. I just wanted to make the story more interesting.

I'll start back at the "I ran back downstairs." I saw my mom in the living room so I hurried to the kitchen where I could grab my new egg. It was a breeze. I ran back up to put the helmet on the egg. I called my sister who was at work to tell her about my egg. I hadn't emptied it yet so I was planning for my sister to do that. While I was waiting for her to come home I decided to draw how the egg would look like(I'll try to find the picture later.) x]

Later on...

The egg was emptied, cleaned, and drawn on. It came out cuter than expected. x]

I only named him Eggy the Spartan Egg because of his helmet. In the drawing I made he has a spear.

And that young ones, is the story of Eggy the Spartan. Thanks for listening to my story.

THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!