Calvin Quotes - calvin, deathroses, hobbes, quote

Hiya! I am back! I promised more Calvin quotes, and here are more! Feel free to add to them or put up ones you like. Hope you have as much fun reading them, as I have putting them up for you!

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw.

I understand my tests are popular reading in the teachers' lounge.

Where do we keep all our chainsaws, Mom?

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help.

What's the point of wearing your favorite rocketship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em?

As a math atheist, I should be excused from this.

And,

I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life ... Procrastinating and rationalizing.

More soon!