story #3 - anselm, basilmarket, buttsex, xsodapop

xSodapop stepped out into the hot sunshine. "Ah," she sighed, "That's a sight."

Anselm walked quickly across the grass to greet his lover. xSodapop patted Anselm on the head and then tried to touch him inappropriately, but without success.

"That's all right," Anselm said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not aroused," said Anselm. "Not as aroused as the time we did it at Maya's house."

Anselm nodded. "I was so hard back in those days."

"We were younger, and we had a lot more fun," xSodapop said. "Everything turned you on when you're young."

"I want to make love to you," xSodapop said. "But how?"

"With this," Anselm said and held out a Lupin Banana. "It's like viagra, only more natural and better tasting."

Anselm swallowed the Lupin Banana at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they started to make babies right there on the grass.

And then the neighbor, mrbasil grabbed a baseball bat and chased them off his lawn.