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| Written by Harlequin on July 19 2007
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We defend our hearth and defend our homes With the pies that we bake in our ovens! This, our glory has been told; For we cannot throw our muffins. So rouse and ready the baking pan, Prepare the dough and Pam™! ‘Cause it’s fight to the death with pies in the face, But we never stuff with ham! The Pie Miltia Our motto: We never ever stuff with ham! |
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I have came up with a sequel to the ballad, if you dont mind:
Banana Cream By Zachary McDevitt Whilst the dough finds its purpose in the rusty stone oven, The room is engulfed in a steam. The seal of our pride shall soon be revered, Just hand me the banana cream. Superflous words beckon: 'Mix well with milk", Though we've not a second to spare. There's men to be struck with a saccharin stew, As banana cream fills their hair. We’ve conquered the stoics and their pessimist pals, Say goodbye to their emotions so dire, We’ve infested their souls with the comedic touch, Now our laughs shall never expire. Thanks, banana cream.
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