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(I ESPECIALLY LUV U THOUGH) WHO WANTS TO EAT CHEESECAKE WITH ME!! THE CAKE HAS REAL ARDVARKS IN IT!!! XD I'LL BET U A NICKEL THAT U CAN'T SWALLOW A DIME!!!! ONCE UPON A TIME A BRAVE KNIGHT ASKED ME,"BOB, CAN U HELP ME RESCUE MY WIFE, SHE IS IN A CASTLE AND STUFF..." MY REPLY WAS, "...IS SHE HOT?" NINJA ART!!! B@D tYpINg jUtSU!!!! HEY MAN THEY SAY THIS GUY BOB IS A BAD MOTHERF.... (interruption) RANDOM GIRL: "SHUT YO MOUTH!" IM ONLY TALKIN BOUT BOB! RANDOM GIRL: "I CAN DIG IT" (THAT WAS A SHAFT PARODY!!!) I WAS ONCE IN A BATTLE BETWEEN GOOD AND EVIL ON MAPLESTORY!!!! THE EVIL ONE SAID TO ME,"I AM GONNA PWNZ U USIN MY UBER MAGE SKILLZ!!!" AND I SAID TO HIM,"I am going to defeat you using proper grammar!" ITS CHUCK NORRIS TIME!!!! -CHUCK NORRIS CAN SLAM A REVOLVING DOOR -CHUCK NORRIS DOESN'T SLEEP, HE WAITS -SOME KIDS WEAR SUPERMAN PAJAMAS, SUPERMAN WEARS CHUCK NORRIS PAJAMAS -CHUCK NORRIS DOESN'T GO HUNTING, HE GOES KILLING -LEE HARVEY OSWALD DIDNT KILL JFK, CHUCK NORRIS WENT BACK IN TIME AND STOPPED THE BULLET AND JOHN F. KENNEDY'S HEAD EXPLODED FROM PURE AMAZEMENT -CHUCK NORRIS CAN COUNT TO INFINITE -THERE ARE SOME THINGS MONEY CANT BUY, BUT CHUCK NORRIS CAN BUY THEM -THE BOOGEYMAN LOOKS UNDER HIS BED EVERYNIGHT TO CHECK FOR CHUCK NORRIS RANDOM GUY: "NO MORE MORE PLZ, I BEG U!!!" OKEY DOKEY THEN SKIT SKAT DOODILY DAT DADDILY DOW!!! *GETS MASS DEFAMED* HEY WHO THE HELL DEFAMED MEH!!!! RANDOM JERK: "ME, STOP TALKING NOW!" O YEA, TAKE THIS!! *PUNCHES A GOAT* WAT NOW!!! I DONT PROMOTE VIOLENCE AGAINST ANIMALS!!!! WHO TOLD U THAT!! ILL MAKE A WEREWOLF NOW!!! *MIXES CHEMICALS AND ADDS WOLF'S BANE* OOPS I MADE DAVID BOWIE ON ACCIDENT.... OK EVERYONEZ, IMA GO TO PLACEZ NOW, I STILL LUVZ U ALL (EXCEPT U, THATS RIGHT, U KNO WHO U R...*GLARES*) |
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gahahahaha
the pure randomness is just .... GAH!!! theres no word for it but i think that guy who said no more to Chuck Norris should die lol bob
such randomness =D
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know what bob
i like you...random ppl turn me on 
06/24/07
chibihamster
Guilds: Albion, FFVII, iEatPaste Groups: Anime LOVERS!, Gaiaonline, I sit in FM and do nothing productive <3 HAHAHA BOB!
I WAS ONCE IN A BATTLE BETWEEN GOOD AND EVIL ON MAPLESTORY!!!! THE EVIL ONE SAID TO ME,"I AM GONNA PWNZ U USIN MY UBER MAGE SKILLZ!!!" AND I SAID TO HIM,"I am going to defeat you using proper grammar!" That actually happened to me. 'Cept it turned out I actually knew the guy and he was messing with me. 
Blogs: Survey thang. And stuff.
Bands: You.
06/24/07
CloudStrife
Guilds: Albion, FFVII, FinalOrder Groups: 8- bit awsomness, Anime LOVERS!, Basil Hearts LOL !! XD chibi!
Blogs: Guess what...-edit-
Bands: Linkin Park, Three Days Grace, Evanescence,.... TOO MANY!! >:O
awwwww.... i thought i was the random one
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Bands: Pink Floyd, My Cemical Romance, and Linkin Park
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