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A man only at the age of 18 is making at least $4040 per hour by cutting himself in his box. How is this? His blood cells.
--Samuel Kirdle, born on Febuary 12, 1991, never thought he would be a lucky man. He always believed himself to be one of the lower classmen, and that his life was meaningless.
At the age of 3, Samuel was exposed to the world of charity. He saw many people give blood, for Red Cross donations, but when he registered himself, he was turned down, by the employees, saying he was too young.
At the early age of 6 he underwent puberty. He was then avoided by all classmates, and even his own family, because he was such an ugly child. His growth hormones accelerated, causing him to look like a man of 25, just at the age of 6.
Soon after, his own family forsake him, and none of his family members would take him in. He was taken to a orphanage and lived there till he became 14.
On a hot July 12, 2004, Samuel stole a pistol from one of the caretakers, whos name cannot be disclosed without Kirdle's permission. The caretaker was asleep in his bunker when Samuel took the gun. Samuel, then quickly shot an armed guard near the fence and barbed wire, and ran for his life. Soon, in the morning, he was discovered missing and 2 helicopters, armed with rockets, and machine gunfire, was sent out to search for him.
Eventually, Samuel escaped the States, and into Mexico on December 23, 2008. There, he lived on the streets, in an old box he found in an alleyway. He turned emo, and started to cut his own wrist, where his blood accidently spilled into the sewers. Soon, something exploded in the sewers, causing the whole street to collapse.
The Mexican authorities soon found out, but were overpowered by American investigators that took Samuel in for investigation. The investigators highly recommended that Samuel go get a check up back in the U.S..
Apparently, Samuel's blood is unstable when touched with water, causing his blood cells to explode, causing explosions, similar to nuclear explosions, if harvested enough.
He is now selling his blood cells in pill cases, $500 per case. The U.S. government is now buying his blood cells, for research and new nuclear-type weapon development, hoping to be available in 2012.
--Samuel Kirdle, born on Febuary 12, 1991, never thought he would be a lucky man. He always believed himself to be one of the lower classmen, and that his life was meaningless.
At the age of 3, Samuel was exposed to the world of charity. He saw many people give blood, for Red Cross donations, but when he registered himself, he was turned down, by the employees, saying he was too young.
At the early age of 6 he underwent puberty. He was then avoided by all classmates, and even his own family, because he was such an ugly child. His growth hormones accelerated, causing him to look like a man of 25, just at the age of 6.
Soon after, his own family forsake him, and none of his family members would take him in. He was taken to a orphanage and lived there till he became 14.
On a hot July 12, 2004, Samuel stole a pistol from one of the caretakers, whos name cannot be disclosed without Kirdle's permission. The caretaker was asleep in his bunker when Samuel took the gun. Samuel, then quickly shot an armed guard near the fence and barbed wire, and ran for his life. Soon, in the morning, he was discovered missing and 2 helicopters, armed with rockets, and machine gunfire, was sent out to search for him.
Eventually, Samuel escaped the States, and into Mexico on December 23, 2008. There, he lived on the streets, in an old box he found in an alleyway. He turned emo, and started to cut his own wrist, where his blood accidently spilled into the sewers. Soon, something exploded in the sewers, causing the whole street to collapse.
The Mexican authorities soon found out, but were overpowered by American investigators that took Samuel in for investigation. The investigators highly recommended that Samuel go get a check up back in the U.S..
Apparently, Samuel's blood is unstable when touched with water, causing his blood cells to explode, causing explosions, similar to nuclear explosions, if harvested enough.
He is now selling his blood cells in pill cases, $500 per case. The U.S. government is now buying his blood cells, for research and new nuclear-type weapon development, hoping to be available in 2012.
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. And an orphanage escape recovery squad equipped with helicopters, missile launchers and machine guns? 