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Yay for people who don't have the ability to wake up and crap in teh middle of the night. (includes me)
Bands: In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem
use flamethrower on toilet =D
Bands: NONPOINT FTW(and also Fall of troy)
This isn't something I ever thought a girl would have trouble with...
I'm just going to erase this from my head now... *walks away*
Bands: UVERworld, Miley Cyrus, Linkin Park, DDR music, Foreign pure-hearted stuff.
Ewww.
I like them. v_V
Bands: hold on...
You know what's worse than cold toilet seats? Warm toilet seats.
Just the thought of someone sitting where you were, 5 minutes ago, enjoying a nice relaxing dump. They sat down, perhaps with a nice magazine, and began their business. At first, they were feeling great, letting it all out. And boy, did it come out. But then, there was a piece, or sometimes even pieces, that just didn't want to come out. They groaned and grunted to get that last lump out, but still, it would not budge. They pushed with all their might, finally getting it halfway, knowing that this was only the beginning. After much yelling and grunting, they finally get all of it out. They stand up, wipe themselves, flush the toilet and wash their hands, and happily walk out.
And now, you are sitting in the same spot.
Bands: Dead
10/14/08
unicorns
You know what I hate even more?
Wet or warm toilet seats, oh god. D:
Timebandit said: "use flamethrower on toilet =D"
B-but that means my butt will go on fire. T.T
Powerslave said: "You know what's worse than cold toilet seats? Warm toilet seats.
Just the thought of someone sitting where you were, 5 minutes ago, enjoying a nice relaxing dump. They sat down, perhaps with a nice magazine, and began their business. At first, they were feeling great, letting it all out. And boy, did it come out. But then, there was a piece, or sometimes even pieces, that just didn't want to come out. They groaned and grunted to get that last lump out, but still, it would not budge. They pushed with all their might, finally getting it halfway, knowing that this was only the beginning. After much yelling and grunting, they finally get all of it out. They stand up, wipe themselves, flush the toilet and wash their hands, and happily walk out.
And now, you are sitting in the same spot."
OMG NO DETAIL PLEASE! T.T
unicorns said: "You know what I hate even more?
Wet or warm toilet seats, oh god. D:"
Omg, don't remind me please. D=
Bands: ...what.
buy a non porclean seat.mine is made of some weird material,but its ALWAYS warm.....in a good way O_O
Bands: AKFG,The Streets(UK), basshunter,30H! 3,Panic! at the dicso,Hollywood Undead
Yeah, I like pre-warmed seats like the seats on the bus. 
Bands: My Chemical Romance, UVERworld, Orange Range
Befriended for sharing the same ideas about cold toilet seats :|
But it helps wake you up!
you know whats worse cold toilet seats that have a TERRIBLE SMELL like a porta potty
Bands: Ledzepplin, TheKillers
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