MASTERFUL WORKS! -

Sorry I had trouble with a blog title. Did you know in Scotland they call soccer players footballers? I mean I'm fine and all with them calling soccer football, but footballers? Can't they call them football players? it sounds much less degrading. Anyway here's the meat for this week. Kitties, duct tape, mystery stew, and fruits were created on this day. Will be revised and edited later.

Day 3

Bob and Joe were in the processes of being bored. The process's steps are as follows: Sadness, confusion, hate, optimism, oppression, and finally lost. S.C.H.O.O.L.. Bob was doing that creepy half smile where your eyes is twitching and you look like a madman while he was telling himself that it wasn't so bad, look at all the pretty flowers *twitch*. Obviously stuck in optimism, the worse step in my opinion. Joe was a little farther down, and he was yelling at a flower saying DIE DIE! YOU STUPID FLOWER! BOW TO ME! as he was caught up in oppression. The pink unicorns of the valley happened upon this sight and watched them hurt themselves in miscellaneous ways which need not be described in this book. The unicorns wanted to get closer to watch them and see what would happen if they poured water and sulfuric acid down their throats, but they two thought that the unicorns were man eating bunnies and shooed them away with biting and scratching if they got to close. So the unicorns combined egg cookies and the hearts of lemons to create a black hole in which would suck in the sky and make it empty and also suck them in and become invisible. So the now invisible pink unicorns went up to Bob and Joe and brought them out of their boredom using another process called F.U.N. in they sang: F is for Fire that burns down the whole town. U is for Uranium bombs! N is for No survivors! Down here in the deep blue C. SO tehn the space aliens wents away and Bob and Joe were found like 2 drunken retarfded people in the valley. The many dandelions and frogs did not wish for their beautiful flower to be yelled at again by Joe, so they took Bob aside and told him that if he doesn't restrain Joe, there would be consequences involving squirt guns and cantelope. So Bob summoned the mighty powers of himself and laser monkeys and giant crabs gather'd round at his might. Then a wild metal duck herd flew over Bob and he watched them to the point of drooling as all the animals left to go feast on themselves and be cannibals. It just so happened that one of the laser monkies was really a giant cactus working for the FBI in disguise, being a double agents and ate some corn flakes and bumped on the on switch on Joe's Stick of wonderment which activated giant flies to swarm and cause the fish to get overpopulated and then the birds to get fat and fly to the ground so the cannibal lions from the future would eat them and send back more lions to eat the sun and the moon and causing the galaxy to go out of gear and crash into the ducks flattening them into long strands and having all of their maple syrup filled guts spill all over their undersides. Bob and Joe marvel at the substances and immediately wrapped themselves in the substance creating the first straight jacket out of duct tape.

That's enough for now, tomorrow I'll get to work on the kitties. Tell me if it's bad or not, sorry I wasn't at the top of my creative game today

Not enough time around insane people. today, cause we have a short day every other Thursday at school and get out at around 12:15. Once again this will be revised.