Here we go again, people! -

Now, I want you people to try and figure out the moral of this little story before it's over. ^^

Okay, the day starts with me meeting up with my pals, Branden, Cody, and Matt. We all walk up to Taco Bell, which went fairly well... I got a frutista and an empandana. Or however the fuck you spell those two items on the menu. I dunno. Screw other languages-

Now, when we started planning out what we're gonna do next, THAT'S where it all starts to go to hell. We decide to go to the park for a few hours, then spend the night at Cody's gramps'. Sounds cool, right?

Well, we get to the park, and there's a bunch of little kids there.

With sticks.

Really long sticks.

Really big sticks.

Really long, big, WOODEN sticks.

The type of stick you'd bludgeon someone with.

Someone stop me. *is shot*

Anyways, a little bit after we arrive, the kids randomly start chasing ME with their god damn tree branches. I didn't fucking do anything to you, you little retards, what are you beating the shit out of me with your fucking sticks for?!

Seriously, can you say anger management problems, or what?

Well, after I got stickraped (And Branden getting it on his camera phone, the little fucker =_=) we leave.

Now, unbeknownst to me, Cody invited his slutty bitchy trashy friend to come.

And you'd think I'm exaggerating, but no, you're so dead fucking wrong that Satan jabbed you in the face with his pitchfork thingy.

This chick drinks, smokes, possibly does drugs, and has sex. Lots of sex. Lots of RANDOM sex with guys she doesn't KNOW. I suspect she has every fucking STD out there from how much sex she has. GOD, I hate that bitch. >_>

And yes, I know this, because she constantly BRAGS about it, so I DARE you to call me bias. =_=;

Well, anyways, we get driven halfway there by Branden's brother (he's the cool dude... not the other guy who steals stuff, I hate that asswipe) and have to walk the other 1.5 miles there. And the WHOLE time, Cody's on his phone, Matt's just being Matt, Branden's rockin' the shades (he irritates me), that bitch is being... well, a bitch, and I'm just wondering HOW THE FUCK DID I GET INTO THIS SITUATION.

Interesting note, that skank (I'm refraining from using her name, I hate her so much she doesn't deserve me calling her by name =_=) tries acting tough with Matt, insulting him and all that jazz... Every attempt she makes, Matt returns the favor hundredfold. And then she changes her tune and tried being sweet on him. WHAT. A. FUCKING. WHORE. >_>;

Once we get there, there's two sleazy looking guys (seriously, they look like they came from the back streets of Detroit) waiting on the doorstep. Turns out ol' Bitchy Mc Bitch invited them.

And then, of all the things, they force Matt to leave.

Matt gets pissed, and I get pissed. We BOTH leave. And we have to WALK. A 3 FUCKING MILE WALK. Just because Cody can't ELABORATE ON WHAT HE'S PLANNING BEFORE WE ACTUALLY GET STARTED.

And that's the end of my story. ^^

Yes, it has an inhuman amount of profanity in it, but that's just how pissed I am at this whole thing.

And in case you haven't gotten the moral of the story yet...

Don't trust dumbasses.

Now, I hope everyone learned something today, because I'm going to sleep now. Good night, people-