Congratulations -

If you are reading this, you have been selected to play a game of "What Happened to Meh?"
That's right! It's the game where you try and guess what happened to meh, Teh Cannibal Man!
The rules are simple, you must correctly guess the phrase. You can either choose to "Guess the entire phrase", "Pick a letter", or "Buy a vowel"
If you solve the phrase, I''ll give ye a reward!

So go ahead, guess the phrase!
To make it easier, I'll start you off:

I ._M_._ _ NN_ D._ G _ _ N!

.= one space
Hurry!! This game only lasts 3 days, starting now!
Days remaining: END!

The answer is: I AM BANNED AGAIN!!!

*One person got it already!

Now it's time for the Bonus Round!!
In this round, you can either choose to refrain from answering it, or go a ahead and answer it. This time however, if yah win, I shall give ye a cookie! :3 If you lose, you get no cookie!
Let's start!
Bonus Round:
(same rules apply)

What did Teh Cannibal Man say that got him where he is now?

_ _ . _ _
(no letter hints this time

)

The answer is: Go on.