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Written by Komnoki on July 09 2008
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The government's greatest conspiracy. No it's not a freakin' airbase, like you all may think. Why would they have snipers? It's 'cause they are creating not aliens or new aircraft, they are creating super-powerful ultra weapons. Like handheld missiles disguised as pens and making these super-thin guns which you can put in your eye like a contact and shoot laserbeams out of your eyes. Life was a lie. They're just trying to hide that Superman was real. He just made it seem fake and put it into a corny television movie. Yeah that's right. There's actually a guy that can fly. He puts batteries in his cape which activates the jet-rocket things which makes him fly. And he really can see through your clothes. Area 51 is really full of genetically altered monkeys which feast on human brains and make staplers which have little speakers and shock you if you try to take them out. They whisper stuff in our sleep and then superman comes and takes over the world with Darthbaker and they make teh cookies of evilness. They were part of the Pie organization of Alphacentauri B here to take over our minds 'cause they need our stupid brains to make a new pudding recipe and they are fattening the americans like pigs and they waiting for the slaughter. Then te hamburgers will go up in their spaceships and obey the al-mighty superman who's superness and manness takes over and kills us all by sucking out our fluids through our toes. You never read this. This blog isn't funny. Go back and eat your ceral before earhole comes and eats it for you. HAIL DARTHBAKER!

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07/09/08 Chocobolord
Guilds: FFVII, Hikari
Groups: 8- bit awsomness, Advance Wars, Anime LOVERS!
! you know to much... im afriad we must dispose of you...
*sends you to the Dimention of Lies*
all there is there... is cake... but you cant have it....
ALL HAIL GIYGAS!!
Blogs: A new theory o.o
Bands: Modest Mouse, Postal Service, 3 Days Grace

07/09/08 Timebandit
Guilds: MoonStruck
Groups: BasilMarket's Comic Makers!, Crazy Spammers, Marvel Maniacs
is spiderman in this consiperacy?(check spelling)
Blogs: Bomb threats
Bands: NONPOINT FTW(and also Fall of troy)

07/09/08 Timebandit
Guilds: MoonStruck
Groups: BasilMarket's Comic Makers!, Crazy Spammers, Marvel Maniacs
spiderman is superior to superman cause he didnt die =P
Blogs: Bomb threats
Bands: NONPOINT FTW(and also Fall of troy)

07/10/08 earhole
Guilds: ScrewAttack
You mean guys like these?

Blogs: CWK Badge results:
Bands: huh?

07/12/08 WaCaTaCk
Groups: Basil Market's Top Users ;), Death note, The Mabinogi Beta-Testers
Hail Cobra!

07/27/08 KevinLovePig
Guilds: Reckless
Timebandit said: "spiderman is superior to superman cause he didnt die =P"


Actually, Spider pig is...
Blogs: Basil+Maple=Boring
Bands: The penguins

07/30/08 xVedris
Groups: Basilmarket's Comic Makers, BasilMarket's Comic Makers!
ALIENS!!1!
Blogs: Can YOU Make Comics?!

08/08/08 SVampire
kind of reminds me of the goldfish...
Blogs: Contacts Suck
Bands: fashion bomb...sisters of mercy...miyavi...deathstars...wednesday 13....



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