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Written by stephanie on July 04 2008
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Okay warining you may not think it's funny but I do. So here I go . Today I was forced by my parents to go to karate. I go and today we spar(this is when you hit each other wearing protective gear). So I'm paired with this boy who keeps staring at his friend, I think it's only natural to want to be paird with a friend so I ignore it. Now we prepare to start. So the sensei says to shake hands. The boy hid his face in his arm O_o I stuck my arm out but he just looked down. The sensei came over and asked what was wrong. He replied with the stupidest answer I ever heard. " I don't fight or shake hands with girls." I was like wtf ?.? "I don't have kooties", I said still in shock( I thought mabye his parents told him to never hit a girl but, how would that explain the handshaking thing?). The sensei told him to shake my hand now. He said no, so he had to sit out. He came back a couple minutes later and was forced to fight me.
We fought and he kept falcon punching me blindly in the face. He'd look behind himself and punch me straight in the mouth on a couple occasions. Until he called the sensei and told him I was hitting to hard. Stupid fuck tard I didn't even have a chance to him the sob cuase he kept hitting me in the face. The sensei looks at me and tells me to stop hitting so hard. I mention how he hits me, he doesn't do shit and walks back to talk to the other senseis. Time to stop. Thank God. So I get paired up with other people. Then just as I finish with two other girls I get him again. Oh fucking hurray. So I fight him by mostly jumping around like an idiot while he flapped his arms like he was fanning himself. It was hot( I mean in temperture). But still, it was weird. Then he started to dance, like tap dance. He watched himself in the mirrior. At the end he flapped his arms as he left the dojo. Wow I thought.... I felt bad, so I looked at him and smiled. He just looked away. Fuck I hate to be nice.Then on top of it get shit in return.

* remineder this kid was like 12.

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Oh haha. Should have beat the shit outta him

Oh, so cute. You think he was hot.
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Omg I realized what it could sound like when I re read it. Please he was 12 like... ew
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The two words, fapping and hot, were used to closely together. :]
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FLAPPING,FLAPPING!!!!!!! omg -_-
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Cause 12 years-olds are so sexy o.o /end sarcasim.
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I coulda swore it said fapping. :]
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No... now I wish I knew what that meant.
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I can't stop looking at your pic.

I know I'm so shmexi
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Erm, fapping.

Erm it means masturbating.
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So I was close.... what an odd term o.o
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Lmao dont ask where it came from but that sounds like an interesting story XD
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Hmmm okay den, but yeah it was interesting.
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