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Anyways, it was the first few days of the school year so all types of events and booths were around campus. From fraternity recruits to giveaways....you name it.
As I was passing by to class, there was a booth that was particularly packed so I went over to see what the hustle was. Looks like that booth was giving condoms alway. They handed me a fistful, which I stuffed into the pockets of my shorts and proceeded to class without a second thought. Besides, what HARM can a pocket full of rubbers do? -- the last question asked by every failing Amercan Hero...
Class was over so I walked over to my friends apartment to kick it. Have a few drinks, smoke a few round, the usual. When I arrived, I was met by my friend along with 2 girls. My friend pulled me over and says "We gonna hit the hottub, I'm taking the one on the right, the left is yours"....wooot....scored one for taitai
He asked me if I needed to change and I said "nah, I'm already wearing shorts so I'm good". Emptied my wallet out, felt the rubbers in my pockets and said to myself "how do I get rid of these?" OH wells, the only possible solution is to keep the in the bottom of my pockets. Yeah, I know...I'm a genius about to get some and you're not ^_^
Into the hottub we went. Cracking jokes, eyeing the hotties, all was good. Then the unthinkable mother of all fk'ups happened. *bloop* *bloop* as a rubber surfaced, then another, then another. The whole freaken tub was filled with them within moments. The ladies shot me a dirty look and quickly exited the tub. My friend looked at me and shouted "Jesus, just how many of those do you intend to use?".
Needless to say, your hero went home empty handed, or with himself in hand only. T'was a sad day...*Chuck Norris sheds a single tear*....
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