Nuts un Thighs...
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Written by earhole on June 27 2008
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I'm seated at work today and the ac isn't on yet. I've been sweating profusiously and my nuts are sticking to my thighs. It's currently in the 60/40 split like the back seat of my car.

What gives? Is this because my left nut hangs lower than my right? Am I a mutant with super special left nut powers? If I apply baby powder to my nuts, will it prevent future sticking? What if I sneeze while having baby powder on my sac? Will this cause any major global changes such as heatwaves and volcanic eruptions?

Discuss...

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Rofl, you're so strange. XD

I hear, er, baby oil works wonders... .___.
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Debbie lieks dem nuts greased up good
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Eh, that doesn't suck quite as much as when they hang too low and you accidentally sit on them. That hurts like a bitch.

Senyain said: "Eh, that doesn't suck quite as much as when they hang too low and you accidentally sit on them. That hurts like a bitch. "

Speaking from experience?
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