Ways to kill boys. By a boy.
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Written by Concorde on May 31 2007
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As I know that many of you want to kill some guys, I decided to make a blog about it. So well, I'm not making this all too long, so quickly:

*note*
Some guys are immune to some of the listed. Take notice of that!



WAYS TO KILL BOYS:
1. Break the tv.
2. Shoot...
3. Stab...
4. Cut into little pieces and eat...
5. Make him listen to Spice Girls all day long.
6. Kick in the nuts. Really really hard.
7. Make him watch Barney the Purple Dinosaur show for a very, VERY long time.
8. Dig a pole in his bottom.
9. Glue a purse to his hands and make him go outside.
10. Giggle until his brains blow out.

I've found these ways out the hard way... Yes, I did murder ten boys. BUT IT WAS ENJOYABLE! [/sarcasm]

Comments
11. Marry them
Blogs: I return
Bands: Arctic Monkeys, Linkin Park, Bloc Party, Maximo Park, Snow Patrol

Possible, but only if you're really really ugly. And of course, if you're a boy.
Bands: Some Dudes,Daft Punk,Zebrahead,Sherwood,P!ATD(lil bit),Blink 182,Sum 41

KhmerDaniel said: "Breaking the tv doesn't work on me!
A hobo already recked it...[no seriously -_-]"


Dang that sucks. Still, who says you're alive? PROOF!
Bands: Some Dudes,Daft Punk,Zebrahead,Sherwood,P!ATD(lil bit),Blink 182,Sum 41

You have betrayed all gentlemen kind. D:
Bands: Whatever I feel like! Gosh!

Yeah... shame on me.
Bands: Some Dudes,Daft Punk,Zebrahead,Sherwood,P!ATD(lil bit),Blink 182,Sum 41

Yes, shame on you! *turns on Barny*
Bands: Whatever I feel like! Gosh!

Just don't watch it for too long!
Bands: Some Dudes,Daft Punk,Zebrahead,Sherwood,P!ATD(lil bit),Blink 182,Sum 41

THIESSEN said: "1. Break the tv. Computer>TV
2. Shoot... Immortal
3. Stab... Immortal
4. Cut into little pieces and eat... Immortal
5. Make him listen to Spice Girls all day long. Maybe...[But I'm immortal] I could watch them though :3
6. Kick in the nuts. Really really hard. Probably[But I'm immortal]
7. Make him watch Barney the Purple Dinosaur show for a very, VERY long time. Very, Very short time.[But I'm immortal]
8. Dig a pole in his bottom. Possibly[But I'm immortal]
9. Glue a purse to his hands and make him go outside. No thanks, I'll stick to carrying my murse.
10. Giggle until his brains blow out. I'd probably just start giggling"


Wrong. TV>Computer.
And even though you're immortal, so canNOT survive Barney.
Bands: Some Dudes,Daft Punk,Zebrahead,Sherwood,P!ATD(lil bit),Blink 182,Sum 41

Barney <3
Yay~ My uncle loves to watch it!
Bands: Unavailable..! :P

ARE YOU CRAZY? I LOVE BARNY THE PURPLE DINOSAUR!
Blogs: I ISREL?
Bands: Sublime, Fort Minor, Akon, Lupe Fiasco, Lil Wayne. Don't judge me @.@

Lol, I think I'll edit it (for those who can resist some).
Bands: Some Dudes,Daft Punk,Zebrahead,Sherwood,P!ATD(lil bit),Blink 182,Sum 41

my brother can survive Barny and I like the kick in the nut statement... but I dont wanna try on my bf.... I'll probably glue the purse into his hand and ask him out but then... I don't like it either..... Maybe I'll go for giggle him....
Bands: idk



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