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You KNOW you're addicted MapleStory when ...

You find yourself addicted
to potions of any color

When you kill someone and
exclaim "I round a rare"

When mugged, you threaten
to report your mugger to a
GM for stealing from you

Everything in your house is
MapleStory related

You constantly switch
currencies from dollars &
cents to Mesos

You become paranoid of
encountering Balrog during
plane flights

Your most frequent outburst
is "ZOMG BALROG IS HERE"
during any plane flight

You grab a spoon and some
rolled up paper then say "I
hope this 10 percent works"

You pass up carpooling in
favor of "scrolling" to
wherever

While searching in the kitchen,
you find a panlid and exclaim
"ZOMG This is worth 300K!!!"

You become a hitman and
expect ppl to drop money
or items when you whack
them

When at the barber you find
yourself saying "Damnit -
I forgot my VIP coupon!!!"

You assign MapleStory game
character roles to movie
stars

You tell your friends at the
mall "This place is too
damned busy - let's hit up
channel 4"

You expect your local bank
manager to have a name like
Mr. Hong, Mr Wang, or Mr.
Muhammed

When ppl piss you off, you
threaten to ks or mass
defame them

You offer guild invitations
to ppl from school, work,
and/or church

You run around with a stolen
gavel telling everyone it's
a Tamus plus 5

Your sexily dressed hornball
significant other comes over
and you are too absorbed in
the game to notice

Go to your friend's houses
just so you can maple

You upgrade your entire
computer or get a new one
just so you can shop in
channel 1 Free Market

You dump entire paychecks
on Cash Shop crap

Get up the middle of the
night and log in just to
"see who's online"

You wonder how much more
verbal abuse is required to
make your pet level up

The first question you ask
any stranger is "What Lv
are you?"

Your idea of a perfect date
is training together while
ks'ing noobs and other lower
level players

At any mall, you ask around
for the location of the Free
Market

Your social & sex life exist
online only

Your nightly dreams consist
of you leveling and how you'll
distribute your Ability
Points & Skill Points

Just to save 20K - you spend
half an hr or longer sniping
auctions

You constantly ask your
friends and family for a
p/c on household items

NX cash fundraising includes
pawning your personal belongings
or selling your ass / soul to
the Devil

You logon only to tell your
significant other and friends
to call you