Welcome to Taiwan, Best of foods and more. - bad, good, Taiwan

My cousin's asleep, so I'm jacking his computer. Again.

10 Best things: 1 best 10 worst

10: Most of the locals are friendly. Even the stray animals.
9: It feels just like home. You fit right in.
8: The island is a natural sauna. It's good for your skin.
7: You appreciate the rain a whole lot more.
6: There's tons of leisure time.
5: You see relatives. They all spoil you. Then you do whatever you want.
4: You find good stuff that you don't find in America/it's too expensive in America, and you buy it.
3: Only in Taiwan will you be able to buy a giant can of Super Supau for $.5 USD, a gallon thing of Yogurt drink (asian people know what I'm talking about), or REALLY GOOD BUBBLE TEA ^_^
2: You find really nice quality goods.
1: Everybody makes you eat what they make, and it's good stuff. You eat it, and you're happy.

10 worst things: 1 REALLY BAD 10 Pretty bad

10: The locals speak Taiwanese more than half the time. Like my grandmother. The stray animals just go without saying.
9: It smells like sewer in the back alleys. People like me go through them a lot.
8: The island is a natural sauna. It's hard to breathe and you roast alive. On top of being eaten alive by mosquitoes. It's like a friggin incubator.
7: The rain drenches you without warning. It's like a giant water balloon popped orsomething
6: There's too much leisure time...sometimes you have nothing to do but do your summer homework.
5: Your relatives gawk about how tall you've gotten in the two years they haven't seen you...and you don't see too much of anybody else :3
4: When your grandparents grow up poor, you don't just eat the worst parts of every animal. You also eat the worst parts of every plant. For example, they cut off the nice green part of the plant and give you the roots and the fungus growing on the nice brown part.
3: Some of the stuff that you eat, you have no idea what it's made of.
2: You find some really bad quality goods, but the vendors hound you until you run out of their shop. Then they get pissed at you and wave whatever they hold in their hands at you.
1: Everybody makes you eat what they make. Sometimes it's questionable, but you choke it down and they tell you what it's made of...Like chicken balls.