y u h8 pigs? - - Profil3

I've been bored lately so I've been running around with those monster crystal statue things on. Apparently people hate pigs.
A lot. Every time I use a ribbon pig one they chase me and try to stick me or whack me with their weapons.
Except for some guy named b0wjob, he famed me in FM when I first got those pig transform things and was roaming around as a pig. Some other girl took a screen with me.

Nothing that odd happened aside from being chased around and getting yelled at ( "I WANT BACON!!!! *stabstab*" or "Come back here dinner f5 *whack* )

Until today that is,
I had nothing better to do riding the boat back to Vic, so I used a pig thingy. There were three other dudes on the boat, and they were blabbing about something. Then the one called me stupid, and the other one said I was cute, and I was going to end up his cute dinner! So they were throwing stars, whacking/stabbing me when I stopped running and started saying junk "Just because I oink doesn't mean I don't have feelings too." haha

The time ran out on the monster thing and I turned back into me. I proceeded to Explosion and Fire Arrow them while they were running around screaming. "RUN SHE'S GONNA KILL US!" I wish paint would take the screenshots instead of saying they can't paste it 'cause they don't know what it is, that was funny.
& uh, apparently shred is mapleslang for screw? I was lagging for a while and when it unfroze some dudes were trying to double team my poor pixelated character. T_T
Ewwwww.