A summary of KazooTheBat -

I'm 17 years old. I'm a helpful and funny guy, most friends say I'm fun to be around. I crack jokes a lot, make people laugh, I try to be a good listener. I'm mature, I try to be responsible. I have moderate OCD (who doesn't?). I respect online rules and codes of conduct, and it sickens me when I see such rules not being enforced (i.e. in Maple). I'm a senior in high school, I live on the east coast in central MA, and I plan to be a journalist, newswriter, or reporter after I finish college. I'm 75% Iranian, also called Persian. For those of you who don't know, Iran is a country in the Middle East. The other 25% is Russian on my mom's side of the family -- my grandmother was born in a country called Azerbaijan, which was part of the Soviet Union at the time. She spoke perfect Russian as well as Farsi (the Iranian language). She was 100% Russian and my mom is 50%. So technically I'm a quarter Russian. My family moved to the U.S. when I was about 2 and a half years old, and because of that I don't have an accent or anything when I speak. My parents do.

I like casual speak online, and I guess I have sort of a unique typing style. I frequently omit the last letter "g" in an -ing word, I avoid using big words even though I'm the type of writer who can use them, and I use analogies and sarcasm a lot.

Between people who complain, and people who complain about those complainers, I hate the second group the most. By far. Sometimes, in the middle of relative tranquility and peace on the Basil forums, I see "OMFG STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT HACKERS STHU STUPID NUBS" or something, when in fact there was no complaining. I'll put it this way: if no one complains about Nexon for a full week, I guarantee you, in the middle of that week, you'd see "SHUT UP WITH THE NEXON COMPLAINING THREADS!". Oh god how that agitates me.

Interests: Maple, Basil, Profil3, anime, politics, U.S./world history, Basil debates, watching TV, listening to music, going over friends' houses, inviting friends over, talking on MSN messenger, video games, eating, sleeping.

Favorite color: Purple.

Stuff on TV I watch: Cartoon Network, Discovery, Comedy Central, Nickelodeon, CNN, ABC. A lot of CNN since I like the news.

Religion of choice: None. I have no problems with any religion, but I do not have a religion myself.

2008 Presidential Candidate of Choice: Barack Obama.

Dislikes: People who unfairly criticize and make accusations toward Barack Obama. If I hear one more person seriously claim he's a Muslim, I'll bash them in the head with a rolling pin. I've had enough of that. People who say hateful or ignorant things. People who refuse to accept that they've lost an argument. People who think that being a Basil mod means that you lose the right to speak your own fucking mind and have opinions. People on the following list who bitch and moan that liking or disliking someone disqualifies me from being a mod, and complain about it on Basil. Well, guess what, this isn't Basil, this is a different site. I can say whatever the fuck I want here. >_> If I was actually biased on Basil, I wouldn't be a mod now would I? Eat your goddamn words.

A long line of specific people on Basil: SnarkyMark, FerShure, Wintersfire, justy461, georgie1050, FreddyPickle, masha555, impure, tacocrusher, Mario5Bro5.

Public enemies No.1: icyredslush, KyuubiXZ. Fucking hate those two. They're just idiotic trolls who love to start fights, bash other people's opinions, and cause trouble. The typical "I hate the mods, I'm better than you, I'm going to post with no emotion, ignore all arguments that trump mine, and fucking flame dozens of pages of people" type. People like them should be banned outright. They also think it's justified to whine about it in Basil threads, which always ends up in them getting nailed for Rule #1. Fucking idiots. @_@

Anyone who thinks private servers are legal. HACKERS. Scammers, KSers, racists. People who start fights. People who continue fights. Fighting in general. People who don't goddamn change channels when you ask them to. People who bid on your auctions with no intention of actually trading, and especially those who leave you negative feedback as harassment or just for the hell of it. Conspiracy theorists. Anyone who thinks the U.S. government is secretly out to get them. Anyone who's overly paranoid. People who spam nonsense, gibrish, 1337-speak, noob speak, or binary code. PEOPLE WHO TALK LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME (perma-caps). PeOpLe WhO tAlK lIkE tHiS aLl ThE TiMe (alternating caps). People Who Talk Like This All The Time (caps on 1st letter of every word -- most hated one by far). PEOPLE WHO, ON A FORUMS SITE OF ANY KIND, POST "first", "second", "third", etc. on a thread. I hate that with a passion. I mean, Good God, it doesn't even make sense. No one cares if you got a certain numbered post. -_- Forum trolls. People who react way too seriously to a peaceful/neutral/non-inflammatory remark and start swearing at you. People who have IGNs that are all numbers. That's just obnoxious. Who in their right mind names a character 18349832 or some stupid crap like that? It's like yea you're cool, your name looks like my goddamn math homework. What else...SPIDERS. While I'm at it, fuck all bugs. I hate insects. Well, except butterflies and bumblebees and ladybugs. But every other bug can go to hell. >_> And oh yea...mold. I had a traumatic experience with mold at the age of 10, when I unknowingly touched the mold-covered back of a microwavable cheeseburger. Don't ask.