The Violence in Sauce Packets
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Written by SkwabooZ on May 24 2008
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• Note: Do not read after eating.

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Intro


THIS IS MADNESS! *waits for Sparta joke*
Stop eating from sauce packets!
Stop the violence!

Sub-Intro


You are probably wondering how eating from sauce packets is violent. However, I see it as clear and barbaric.

The Reason


Here is why eating from sauce packets is violent:
• You open the packet (You usually rip off the top, or the head of it).
• You pour the sauce out (You squeeze it until its guts fly out, usually all liquefied).
• You pour it onto food and eat it (You eat its guts).
• You throw away the packet, some people crumple it up before throwing it away (You dispose of its carcass, some people crush its skeleton).
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Afterward


As you see, by eating from sauce packets, you are making a sauce packet experience extreme pain before its death. Cease with this uncivilized manner.

Conclusion


There is none.

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-SkwabooZ

Comments
.... 0.o

Practicing your debating skills?

CYBRN4CR said: ".... 0.o

Practicing your debating skills?"


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