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Written by shadeofred on May 12 2008
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So anyways, I walked out of the dreaded AP Physics exam (you know, the one that decides if you get the college credit or not), and after a few minutes, I was eating a bag of Doritos. After I finish the bag I toss it in the trash can and hear a small SCREECH.

Wtf?

So i go and look, and I see a small bird, a sparrow or something, sitting in the bottom of the trash can..... okay so i didnt see it right away, I was looking and then it started flapping wildly, which clued me in to the fact that it was stuck.

So, I pull out the disgusting piece of trash it was on and try to get it free, while the whole time its flapping around like crazy thinking I'm going to eat it or something. I finally get it free, and it whooshes off.

my friend comes up behind me and says "hey, how'd you catch that bird?"

my reply: ( - _ - )

So i felt kinda happy with myself that i was able to save a bird that was otherwise headed for the trash compactor..... (it was the end of the day and no one was really around so it would have been taken out as trash).... and when I was walking home I realized that maybe there is a god, and he has humor. First, I get free of the AP test, then a few minutes later, I find a bird trapped, and I set it free..... ironic aint it?

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That bird better be thankful. You must have nature attracting powers *imagines some random kid having birds attack him throughout the day*
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heh........ when i said "it probably thought i was gonna eat it or something" I pictured that scene from Shaun of the Dead with the zombie hobo about to take a bite out of a pigeon..... i always wondered "how the heck could a slow-ass zombie be fast enough to catch a bird that is startled by a leaf falling in front of it?"

Poor bird, glad you saved it :3 But it also sounded like your friend was gonna cook it for dinner D:

good job man, good deeds are dangerous, did u remeber to wash ur hands? if not i suggest not licking ur hands, rubbing ur eyes, picking ur nose (i dont think u do this anyways) or eating with ur hands. birds may be cute and small and...cute but they can carry alot of disieses
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Shadeo is magical! *sparkly eyes* Shadeo, cure me of my diseases pls!
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ceresfelicia said: "Shadeo is magical! *sparkly eyes* Shadeo, cure me of my diseases pls!"


wat disease?OMFG SOME1 GET CERA TO THE HOSPITAL NAO!
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*cures cera's idiocy*

there, that life-long infection is taken care of ^_^

Sweet, I'm healthy for life! Thank you magical shadeo! *hugs* Now where's my cookie? D:
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uh.... *cures cera's need for constant cookies*

wow I AM GOOD!



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