dangling to shriveled in zero... -

Cali weather has been odd lately. It'll be freezing one day, and scroching the next.

Anyways, the heatwave over the weekend was unbearable for me and causing me to lose sleep. While watching TV naked on my leather couch, I often find my sac temporarily stuck to it. I can't comment on the joys of having your nuts stuck to the couch, but I can tell you that it isn't very productive.

I guess it's time for a new AC since the current apt installed one is old, uncold and wastes much electric. Off to Costco and Home Depot we go.

Immediatly after installing the AC, I obviously have to set it to it's coldest setting so I test how strong it is. Once that was done, I went for a shower and adjusted my shower to it's hottest settings. Practically a few degrees short of scalding my skin on contact.

Once the shower was done, it's my duty to do what every hot blooded american/chinese man should do. I ran from the bathroom til I was standing directly in front the cold AC stark naked. I went from dangling to shriveled in zero seconds.

The instant shrinkage was surreal. Words can't describe it.
I now know why the cage bird sings ^_^v