Soo... Story time :) -

Yeah I'm bored. And I haven't blogged in a while Therefore, I shall write you a story. It is an alternate retelling of the beginning of time.

The Book of Issuses

Day 1

At the beginning of time, there was Bob. Bob got lonely and created Joe, and Joe made plants. Now, everyone knows plants need light, so Bob put a giant light bulb in the center of the universe and called it the sun. You see, Bob didn't want a brother like Joe, he wanted a son. Very confused after a night at a casino, Bob used his Harry Potter book and used a spell to make a giant light bulb when he was trying to create a son. So he called it a Sun to provide light for the plants on the earth. Joe, who really liked dandelions, noticed his patch of dandelions were frying in the intense and constant sun, so he made the earth spin like a basketball does. After hours on end of playing bingo, Bob and Joe created Billy to play cards with. Billy was probably the dullest crayon in the box, so he drew some cute fuzzy animals, like T-rexes and lions and bunnies. Well, the T-rex and the lions got hungry, and started to try and eat what was left of the crayon called billy, but he was too quick. He drew a giant flaming meatball to kill all the carnivores, but he only managed the dinosaurs. So the lions eated Billy. He was such a nice crayon too... Ah well. We can always go buy more. After a while of building model airplanes, it started to get dark. Bob and Joe were both afraid of the dark, so they put glitter in the big black piece of construction paper and used glow in the dark glue to make a cool "night sky". They called the glitter, stars, and the glue, the moon. The moon is the moon because the cows in the pasture by the plants were looking kinda like teh glue and the night sky, black and white and all. So the plants named the moon, the moon after the mooing sound the cattle made. And so ended the first day.

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