2012: THE TRUTH! -

If anyone else is pondering the fathomless questioning of our fate on the year 2012, you can link their ass's back here!

Yeah, I'm totally making this into a maple video. I'm striving to make it an animation this time, instead. In case you want to know where I got the names/etc, they're from an old classic favorite of mine that I read a couple of years back titled "Holly Claus"

Yeah, yeah, you can call it lame later. I'm tired, it's 12 at night, and I'm ready for bed~

On December 2012, while all the diligent little busy-bee working elves are under way buzzing around every which direction to work before the deadline of Christmas day-- Santa is crying! Why,oh why?!..is our happy little (Or not so little), holiday hero is moping out in the snow, bathed in the dripping waters of self-pity?

Enter Vivian, Santa's wife.

Vivian: Nicholas, dear! Whatever is the matter with you?

Santa: Hoe hoe hoe hoe hoe!

Vivian, my life is ruined! h-h-h-h-o ho... I...I...the...m-m-m-m-m-m-aillll!!! *commence wailing*

Santa truly has a sad sad Christmas ahead of him, as his mailbox is completely empty. Not a crumb of sand, or little butterfly mail has been sent to this noble man. The awful unjustice!

Vivian: Dear..don't cry! Didn't you know? Holly has made an e-mail account! Go check your e-mail!

Santa: E...e-mail...? *sniffle*

Vivian: Yes, dear. Come on...follow me. Holly will fill you in! The internet's dearly a great place to be on~ What a convenience!

One week later

*Blood curling shriek*

"DAD! IT'S NOT A ----ing REAL MOUSE! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU THAT?!"

3 days later

*Dial-up noise*
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*Disconnected* "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

December 11th, 2012

World News: Santa Claus HAS SUICIDED. Due to slow internet connection, (AOL dial-up), Santa Claus has been slipping into a puddle of self-pity and frustration leading to the inevitably fatal depression that has stolen his life with hard-wrenching hands.
Children are currently suiciding due to this mishap, which is followed by parents going into suicide... infact, this world is having a mass suicide attack. OH GOD! HONEY?! HONEY?! NOOOOO!"

*Bam*

World ends in Mass suicide rooting from...

Santa>Children>Parents>Teenagers.

Do you really think SCIENCE makes people end their lives? No no no, it's Santa. Santa
The end of the world

/Fin.