xxTwirl/Swirlings guide to becoming a Henesy Hoe.
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Teairra said: " It takes a Hen Hoe to know a Hen hoe"

And now coming from my knowledge.


Tutorial : How to be a Hen Hoe

Hen Hoe - A NX whore who spends their time at Henesy, Victoria Island

Step Uno YOU MUST HAVE NX

Mini guide :
To get NX you can buy prepaid NX cards. NX Cards are only sold in Canada and USA. For other people, you can use Paypal. Yeez.

Step 2
CHOOSING THE RIGHT NX CLOTHING.

Most of them look like twins.. o_O

There is either the original NX whore style or
the "I wanna look like Britney Betch" Style

Step 3
YOU MUST HAVE A RING.
So many too choose from! Friendship rings, love rings, wedding rings and EVEN QUOTE RINGS!

Step 4
YOU MUST HAVE AN ONLINE GF/BF
For girls, you must have a girlfriend AND a boyfriend!
Exciting, no?

Step 5
RINGS WITH YOUR LOVER! (ALSO APPLIES WITH STEP 3!)
One you have found you’re destined to be with forever and ever and ever bf/gf it time to get a ring.
The male creature is ALWAYS supposed to buy the ring.
If you get a friendship ring and a love ring and a wedding ring with the same person...
IT MEANS YOU'LL BE TOGETHER FOREVER!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!

Step 6
GOSSIP! AND DRAMA! YAY!
Many different types of drama
There is BF&GF drama. Girls fighting over NX. Oh ho ho you get the point yeees?

STEP NUMERO SEPT!(Step 7)
CHOOSING IGNS!(In Game Names)
XxNARUTOX954 for guys
BABYUSOKEWT for females.

STEP 8!
Don’t ever level.
Stay around 10-60. Anymore than that and the NX hoes will magic guard/booster on you.

STEP 9!
GUILDS!
Yah, I saw a guild called Punani today.




Soon to become a video d:<


Comments
Whoohoo.
I can be one now!
Blogs: D:
Bands: Big Bang

Punani lulz.
Blogs: My new banner
Bands: Gangster rap yo

WOW. I had no idea Twirl = Swirling I shoulda figured huh.
Bands: Daphne Harts Derby, Grizzly Bear, The Ataris, The Postal Service, Relient K

BakChoi said: "WOW. I had no idea Twirl = Swirling I shoulda figured huh."


Yah I know, it isn't that obvious
Bands: :)

Omg thats all so true x_x
Bands: This Providence. UVERworld. DJ Splash. DJ Merlin. Yeah Yeah Yeah's.

step 10.
talk laik this.
do yew get mai point?

also, replace whore with hoar and ho with hoe.
Bands: CIARA CIARA CIARA CIARA CIARA CIARA CIARA CIARA CIARA CIARA CIARA CIARA CIARA

i can has hoe pl0x?
Bands: black sabbath, and incubus

you forgot hair:
male: metro, antagonist, metrosexual
female: one of those exp hairs every1 has
Blogs: ...
Bands: H.I.M., Avenged Sevenfold, X-Japan, Children of Bodom, Metallica, Nirvana

I can't be a Henesy "Hoe"
I go "Discovery Channel" On their pale asses ;D
Bands: System of a Down, Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Iron Maiden, Nightmare

I already am one.
Blogs: R.I.P.
Bands: Sage Francis, Necro, Nneka, Hilltop Hoods, Jedi Mind Tricks, cLOUDEAD



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