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Written by Komnoki on April 06 2008
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So here's a simple guide to delivery, and excuse when your teacher asks the troubling question why you didn't do your homework.

Attention class! Please get out your homework from yesterday that a monkey could have done, and those of you who didn't do your homework, please come forward.
Okay Peter, why didn't you do your homework?

You see, I was going to basketball club and a had stuck my pen in my pocket, but then it flew out of my pocket. I mean I noticed it and went for it, but then a coyote picked it up and ate it. it's not my fault.

Uh huh... NEXT!

hi... so I feel really bad... I got a concussion when I was wrestling this elephant and it hit me on the head and ate my homework because i drew a peanut on the back... uh. of my homework.... yeah.... and i couldn't redo it... 'cause i forgot stuff...

Why aren't you in the hospital?

Uh.... they let me out?

Katelynn, what's your excuse?

PLEASE DON'T GIVE ME AN F! I MEAN I DID IT AND THEN A GIANT SQUIRELL STARTED ATTACKING ME AND I SWEAR I HAD IT *breaks down crying on her knees* please don't give me an F my dad will whip me and sell me to an orphanage please please...

Calm down and next person.

So I was doing my homework and my dog ate it. I have part... but its only this big *shows a tiny corner*

uh huh...
Class that's nice....

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04/06/08 saiire
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Lol. XD
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04/06/08 Joltzer
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lol
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04/08/08 DeathDragonZ
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Lol My student said his dad ate his finger so he had to go to hospital
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04/09/08 PenutBrain
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A PEANUT?

That is so insulting >:[



I feel bad for Katelynn

No really, do your homework or ima whip you
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04/09/08 Purple
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I believe homework were ment to make you smarter, unless there's an ebil plan to make you dumber D:~
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04/10/08 mitymage
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PenutBrain said: "A PEANUT?

That is so insulting >:[



I feel bad for Katelynn

No really, do your homework or ima whip you "


aww thanks =D (i think she is talking about me =O) and nice exuses =3 but i probly will never have the chanse to use them ._.
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