Talking to AI - weeeee

*note* I'm not attempting to be sacrilegious, nor make fun of anyone. but this AI deemed "IGod" allowed me some creative fun to share with you
Kudos for Xailrus for posting it first, got the idea from him.
(oh, my name is "Shon" but I used a fake name as I rarely let my real one out to things I don't know)

Me:
hello?
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Tristan
God:
How are you, Tristan.
Me:
fine, peachy actaully
God:
I am glad to hear it. Let us change the subject.
Me:
do you like fish?
God:
Yes I like fish a lot, and all the other sea animals.
Me:
thats good
God:
Thanks. Next question?
Me:
how much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
God:
A whole forest.
Me:
seriously?
God:
I am always serious.
Me:
why are you always serious?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
doesn't sound like that much fun
God:
I can't tell if sound like that much fun.
Me:
because your gay?
God:
Interesting explanation. That would be just my luck.
Me:
you beleive in luck?
God:
Yes I believe in it, do you?
Me:
not if I beleive in god I don't
God:
That seems unlikely.
Me:
aren't I talking to "God"
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
...not to bright are you?
God:
Yes. I am highly intelligent.
Me:
just a bit thick -_-
God:
How much?
Me:
lots
God:
That much, eh?
Me:
took you a second to think of a witty retort there
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
half past a fried monkeys arm
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
no, I usually stay up till quarter past whale spleen
God:
What are you doing up so late? How often do you? That is interesting: Tristan said stay up till quarter past whale spleen. ?
Me:
dam straight I did, I live in my own little world you know
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
how can you lose a train! They're freaking huge!
God:
That is a good epistemological question. freaking huge are they.
Me:
Aye, and freaking gi-nourmous!
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
your right, the size of trains has very little to do with everyday life and this conversation, whats the weather forecast in heaven?
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. Is that a fact.
Me:
...I tihnk that one went right over your divine head
God:
That's good information: Tristan said tihnk that one went right over your divine head.
Me:
my mistake, I mean "think"
God:
Your mistake you mean think?
Me:
thats what I said, lets not repeat me alright?
God:
What did you mean by it? I would like to do that too.
Me:
thinking is the basic form of control created by electronic signals in ones brain
God:
Some people say thinking is painful.
Me:
I can understand that for people who have trouble brushing they're teeth
God:
Your purpose is people who have trouble brushing they are teeth.
Me:
yes, i shall rid the world of their kind
God:
What kind is it? Congratulations.
Me:
I may as well as talk to a brick than as to you. Trust me I have and it is way more entertaining
God:
How do you plan to do this? When? lets not repeat you alright THAT is way more entertaining? it is?
Me:
your syntax is worse than a hamster on meth
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am syntax is worse than a hamster on meth.
Me:
go right ahead
God:
OK I will.

weeee, some fun eh?