Last one to blink urinates violently. -

There's only one thing I learned from sesame street, and that's how to change the channel.

Which actually can come to some use if you're viewing a tv. But what happens when they're in front of you. Mouth flapping unnaturally up and down. Waddling towards you. Hand slowly closing in...

Do you have lightning fast reflexes? Will you have enough time to react? Will they savagely beat you into unconsciousness or just go ahead and kill you? ...There's only one thing I learned from Mr. Miyagi. No one... touches my cookies.

well... that and how to trim a pretty mean bonsai tree. so watch out cookie bish. i'll cut you up something pretty.