Crocodile - - Profil3

5 years ago, my family went to the everglades. I went off on my own and wandered around the lily pads and radioactive fish. Santa was there 'cause he god shot down by the air force so I helped him up and beat him up with one of the antlers from his reindeer. I stole his sleigh and high tailed outta there and I found in his bag of toys a rifle to be brought to a kid called Chuckie, so I pulled it out anyway and shot Santa a couple times to make sure he died. Apparently those shots had attracted the wild F-16's in the area which caught up with the sleigh in a matter of seconds. Again I searched Santa's toy bag and found the tooth faerie's wand and some lightsabers, and used the wand teleported into the cockpit of one of the F-16's. After shooting down the other F-16's and Santa's sleigh, I headed straight for Area 51 to acquire a better airplane, 'cause most everyone knows that Area 51 is a plane testing base. At Area 51, I found and boarded some alien spacecraft instead of Human fighter jets. The aliens were of lower intelligence so I threw them off and ate some of the fishy crackers they had and headed for Borg ships on the outskirts of the solar system. But by the time I reached them, I had less than 50000 miles of fuel on the alien space craft and had to use my lightsabers to hold off the borgs when they beamed on to the ship. I couldn't do tghat for long, so they abducted me and we played spoons. They beat me so I was held in their brig. I wired the communicator they had in there to call up Falco, but he brought along Fox and Slippy who messed up the mission and blew up the Borg ship and their arwings. We escaped on a shuttle pod, and Fox and Slippy died. Falco Returned to Great fox and dropped me off back in the everglades where I sad down and ate some doritos. But a crocodile stole them