ok read this - - Profil3

Me: Weeeeeee! We're back!

Sasuke: Someone had sugar didn't they?

Me: *Shifty eyes* Maaaayyyybbbbeee. The first question is from evilelf123-Mawahahaha it is me the mistriss of evil!
Me: Ashlyn stop it
Fine
So I will be wrighting/typeing this mesage becose Elf-said I could!
Me: GET ON WITH IT!
Okey first of all,Moki Have you ever thought of useing ducktape for a weppion becose Elf-chan ducktaped my legs to gether becose I get mad at her PS2 but thats not the point....the point IS that it realy hurts when you rip it off!
Naruto and Shika (just two random people I picked): Do y'all like Pistachios? Just wondering
Sasuke: I hate you so mutch that if Elf-chan haddent ducktaped me I would make you die a horrid flammeing death!
Me: Or I would torture you by tieing you in a dark corner and makeing you live off your own blood for 7 weeks and when you beg to be killed...I WOULD'ENT KILL YOU! *flames shoot all around me* MAWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Um yeah okey Sakura....I wont rant at you becose you sorta get nicer to Naruto so thats why!
Shino: I think bugs are cool so dose Elf-chan but we dont like spiders
Me: arnt thay arachnid becose Arachnids are a class (Arachnida) of joint-legged invertebrate animals in the subphylum Chelicerata. They are chiefly terrestrial arthropods, comprising some 65,000 to 73,000 named species including spiders, scorpions, harvestmen, ticks, and mites.
you got a point... byes!!!!!!

Moki: Hmmmm. Duck-tape eh? *Looks at Me*

Me: *talking non-stop*

Moki: *Smiles* I like the sound of that *Takes duck-tape and puts it over my mouth*

Me: Mmmph! Phhmmmph!! (MOKI! GET THIS OFF!)

Naruto: PISTCHIOS RULE! BELIEVE IT!

Me: Brffff n!^^ (Believe it!^^)

Shikamaru: Meh... They're ok...

Sasuke: *trembles in a corner* Don't let the bad people hurt me. Don't let the bad people hurt me. Don't let the bad people hurt me.

Me: Mimph (Wimp)

Sakura: Whatever.

Shino: Ok. Yes, spiders are arachnids, but they still live inside me so I can still control them.

Me: *Eye twitch* MWAWT?!? (WHAT?!?)

Moki: *sigh* Even with duck-tape on her mouth she doesn't stop talking.... Oh well! I guess I'll just use this! *Brings out taser*

Me: Mwawt!?! Mo! Mo! (What! No! No!)

Moki: Mwa hahahaha! *Tasers me*

Me: MUCK! (F*CK!)

Moki: Hehehehehe OK! The next questionis from fireraven36-hi everyone I'm back! yay! I got some
more question this is for naruto,sasuke,
kabuto,Orochimaru and iticha I think
anway here there are!!
Naruto- hi naruto how are you? anyway
are you going out with anyone? i have
you going out with neko bye!
sasuke- hi sasuke! anyway i have a werid
question to ask you and please don't kill me for this are you really love
sakura or not because i know she can be
such asshole but she really care about
you she really does i mean dont treat
her like she is not noting to you but
she is sasuke be nice to her ok? for me
please?! thank you!
kabuto- hi kabuto you answer my question
last time ok i alother question for again can i go out with you? please!
you are soooooo damn sexy men and so
smart please please!!
Orochimaru- you son of btich you leave sasuke leave or i kick your ass
with my naruto character maya me and her
will beat you up you sick bastard! errrrrrrrrw!
iticha- you coldhearted bastard i hate
you for what you done to poor sasuke
for killing his clan and his family
what the hell is worng with you?! argh!
thanks again everyone have fun bye!

Naruto: Im doing fine, and *blush* You think I should go out with Neko?

Me:*Rips duck-tape off* OWWW! YES! YES I DO!

Moki: *sweatdrop* You are so desperate.

Me: And your point is....?

Sasuke: I don't really love her, at least I don't think.....But anyways, I'll be nicer to her if you stop whining! Geeze...

Me: Wow. That was the cutest thing I've ever heard you say. *Hugs Sasuke*

Sasuke: *twitch* Ok yes, yes, I'm cool now STOP HUGGING ME!

Kabuto: Hehe. I'm pretty awesome aren't I? Well why not?

Me: Oooooh! You so lucky!

Moki: Good for you ^^

Orochimaru: *hissss* Bring it

Me: I'LL KICK YOUR ASS TOO! I FREAKIN' HATE YOU!

Itachi: I don't really care what you think of me.

Moki: I'd watch it if I were you. This raven girl sounds pretty tough...

Me: Yeah....^^

Moki: ANYWAYS! This questionis from kibasgirlfriend12-i know it says that i am kibas girlfriend but im not.it only says that because my friend made my account and at that time all i could talk about when we talked about naruto was kiba so there.i have a lot of questions first one for itachi
itatchi-if some one came to fight you and you tried to use your sharingon but it wasnt workin what would you do.and you are so stupid to kill your clan.even though i love you as a brother but still your so stupid

naruto-i luv that you are so happy all the time put theres a limit and you surely passed dont you think you could mabe stop yelling all hte time and sayin belive it

sasuke-i hate that you left everyone.but i ithink you didnt have to you could have stayed and trianed hard and got strong the right way.but i still love you(im not i fan girl trust me i hate them)

sakura-i hate you your such a fukinfangirl thats why i am going on a date with sasuke

ino-same as i put for sakura now there put dat in your ramen and eat it(i love ramen it is so yummylous)

kiba-i love that you love dogs but you have to take off that hood can you take it off for me*puppy dog eyes*please

love you all except for sakura and ino

ps.naruto,gaara,and sasuke i love you three in the friend type of way bye ill be backfor sure ~hola~

Me: Did you hear that, Moki? You can put the taser down...

Moki: *Slowly puts the taser down*

Itachi: I have other jutsus. And again, I don't care what ou think of me.

Naruto: How can you be too happy?!? And not say Believe it?!?O__o

Me: But....but....but....thats his catch phrase! He looks so cute when he says it!

Sasuke: No one there was stronger than Orochimaru.

Sakura: WHAT!?!? NO F*CKING WAY!!

Me: *eye twitching* STOP YELLING IN MY EAR!!!

Ino: WHAT?!? NO F*CKING WAY!!

Me: OMFG! SHUT THE F*CK UP!

Kiba: Ok! *takes hood off*

Moki: KIBA-KUN! *squeel*

Me: *Picks up metal bat*

Naruto: WHOA! NEKO! *Grabs metal bat*

Me: Just one swing to the head! Please!

Moki: ^^' Hehe the next question is from jennyhyuugatenten- Hi!
So for Sasuke, Do you know that you're emo?
Sakura, (BTW, I hate you!) Why are so so stuck up for that idiot Sasu-gay?
For naruto, Do you LIKEY LIKEY Sasuke?
For Neji, (BTW, I think you are AWESOME!)Why do you not cut your hair? (not that I don't like it)
For Lee, How did you grow your eyebrows so big?
For Tenten, HOW DO YOU TIE YOUR HAIR UP LIKE THAT?! ^_^ I mean, like, it's so cool! *grimaces*
And finally, for the NejiTen fangirls, I HATE YOU ALL TO DEATH!
BYE!

Sasuke: Pffft. Whatever....

Naruto: *eye twitches* NO! I DON'T!

Me: But you to make such a great couple!

Moki: You two are made for each other. Naruto can brighten Sasuke's life and Sasuke can tone Naruto's hyperness down.

Naruto & Sasuke: *eye twitches*

Neji: Because I don't feel like it.

Me: COPYCAT!

Neji: What?

Me: SHIKAMARU WAS LAZY BEFORE YOU WERE! YOU COPYCAT!

Neji: -.-' ........Baka

Lee: They grew that way naturally

Me: How else would they grow?!? Eyebrow fetilizer?

Moki: That'd be weird.....o.o

Me: Yes, yes it would.

TenTen: Its easy, any idiot can do it! *explains how to tie it*

Me: *tries to do it but does it wrong*

Moki: Not any idiot....

Me: Shut up! At least I can do the rasengon!

Moki: Well I can do the Fang over Fang with Akamaru!

*Moki and I get into a fight*

Naruto: *sweatdrop* Ok since Neko and Moki are trying to kill each other I'll read the next question. Its from jennyhyuugatenten again-Hi!
Sorry, I forgot this:
Neji, you do know that your name means 'Screw', right, and it wasn't 'Destiny'? So why are you obsessed with destiny and not even talk about screws?
Kankarou, why do you wear that purple makeup? Sorry, I'm just curious^_^. Like, why can't you wear blue makeup or something?
Gaara, HOW DID YOU GET SUCH AN AWESOME TATOO?! ps, I do not like you as in likey likey. I mean, if it's permanant, you must have had to cut your forehead open, and then put the ink in, right?
Temari, why do you use a giant fan? Not that it's not cool, just next time please don't throw Tenten! She's my friend.
And lastly, to Sasu-gay and da idiotic and b****y fangirls, I HATE YOU ALLLLLL!!!!!!! and you can't kill me cause you're all too weak. (listen to what kankarou says in the shippuden episodes!)
bye!
jennyhyuugatenten
p.s. I AM NOT A FAN OF THE NEJITEN THINGY!
p.p.s NEJI IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!
p.p.p.s sorry it was long! ^-^'

Neji: Yes, I know my name means screw, but wh the hell would I talk about them?!?

Kankuro: Because it looks cool.

Everyone (besides me and Moki who are still fighting): *Burst out laughing*

Kankuro: Whats so funny?

Gaara: ....I used my sand to burn it on my forehead. It shows my love for me and me only....

Temari: I think the fan was a good weapon for me. And I only did that because I had to pass the chuunin exams.

Sasuke: I don't care.....

Naruto: Aren't you two done fighting yet?

Me: *biting Moki's ear* No! Not until she admits I'm not an idiot and she says that Naruto pwns all!

Moki: *pulling my hair* NEVER! You ARE an idiot and KIBA pwns all!

Naruto: *pulls me off of Moki*

Kiba: *pulls Moki off of me*

Me: Grrrrr. Next question is from mewmewgodess-hey^^ told you i'd be back!! and i really loved #7!! SASUHINA FOREVER!!! lol now i guess for questions unless you redo the same dare as i asked for in #7 i just loved that pic!!! eh hem sorry now i guess for questions

sasuke-if your so annoyed by your fangirls why not kill them? and what do you think about Hinata?

sakura and ino- why do like sasuke?

lee- why don't you get a haircut? not that i dont like it...its just...weird

everyone- why do you do big long battles? why don't you just kick them where the sun don't shine?

sakura- give up on sasuke, he likes hinata not you give narutoor lee a chance cause the only guys who do like you are naruto and lee.

sai- whos your fav kunoichi?

gaara-who do you have a crush on of the kunoichi from konoha?

itachi- do you think sasuke's grown up well?

kakashi- why don't you take of the damn mask already!?!?!

deidara- do you have a crush on any of your fellow akatsuki members? if so who?

gai-why do you wear that green spandex thing?and whats up with the hole youth thing? are you even old enough to be in your middle age crisis?

hinata-neji's such and ass why don't you just kick him where the sun don't shine when he's not looking? and what do you think of sasuke?

ino-why do you look like deidara? i mean are you long lost siblings or something?

do you all love me or what?

well thats all and i'll be back again!!
bye bye!!

Sasuke: Because Moki would kill me if I hurt Sakura and Neko would kill me if I hurt Ino.

Me & Moki: Damn straight!

Sasuke: Hinata is okay......*blush*

Me: Hehehe Sasuke remembers what happened last time

Sakura: Because he's cool and smart and *rambles on*

Ino: Because he's hot and strong and *rambles on*

Me: *gag* I think I'm gonna be sick.....

Moki: *gag* Me too....

Lee: Its just like Gai-sensei's! Could I look any cooler?!?

Gai: No you could't Lee! *thumbs-up* Don't you agree, Neko?

Me: Yes Gai-sensei!

Gai: Your my number two student, Neko!

Me: Uhhh Gai-sensei.... I was Asuma's student.... Not yours....

Gai: What! How dare you disobey sensei! 50 laps around the village!

Me: Hai Gai-sensei! *starts to run*

Moki: Neko, you baka! He's not your sensei!

Gai: Ahh! Your Kakashi's evil student! Stay away from Neko!

Moki: *shakes head* I'm surrounded by idiots.

Everyone: For a few reasons. 1 What if its a girl? 2 Thats no fun 3 Do you have an idea how much that hurts?!?

Me: *finishes running* Thats how I became a chuunin!

Moki: Yeah.... I remember that! Weren't you fighting Sasuke?

Me: Yep! I made him cry! ^-^

Sasuke: I wasn't crying! I had dust in my eyes.....

Me: Sure ya did.

Sakura: I WILL NEVER GIVE UP ON SASUKE-KUN!

Sai: Hmmm..... Well, I don't have an opinion of anyone, but I guess it would be that ugly b*tch Sakura *Smiles*

Me: *rolling on floor laughing*

Moki: *holding Sakura back* Sakura-Chan! Please don't kill Sai!

Gaara: ......No.......

Moki: *Ahem*

Gaara: .......

Moki: -.-' ......

Me: Its quiet..... Too quiet....

Moki: WTH?

Me: I've always wanted to say that ^-^

Itachi: Has he killed me yet? No, he hasn't. He became a slave to an idiotic girl and her power obsessed side-kick. He grew up to be a fool.

Me: *whispers to Naruto* Am I the idiot or the side-kick?

Naruto: *shrugs*

Kakashi: Because I don't want to

Moki: Oh sensei!

Kakashi: Hmm?

Moki: Look what I have! *hold up a stack of Icha Icha books*

Kakashi: *gasp* My books! Moki! As your sensei I command you to give them back!

Moki: Ok, but! Show us your face first!

*everyone gathers around Kakashi*

Kakashi: *sweatdrop* But... but...

Moki: *Holds up a match* I can burn them

Me: Oooooh! If you're gonna burn them let me! I know the great fire ball jutsu!

Kakashi: *gulp* All right *pulls down mask*

Everyone: 0.0 *Cheers*

Me: *takes picture* Hahahaha! Here's what he looks like!

Moki: OMG! Sensei is hott! *stares*

Sakura: Yeah...... *stares*

Me: Must..... Not..... Look..... Gai..... Sensei..... Will..... Get..... Mad.....

Moki: Just look, Neko. You know you want to.

Me: OK! *looks* Wow..... *drools*

Naruto, Kiba, Lee: *ahem*

Me, Sakura, Moki: *staring at Kakashi*

Kakashi: I want my books.....T~T

Moki: Sensei..... Too..... Hott.....

Naruto: Grrrr. Just give him the books!

Me & Moki: NOOOOOOO!

Lee: *takes books* This is for your own good. *gives them to Kakashi*

Kakashi: Finally! *Pulls mask up*

Girls: Awwwww T~T

Deidara: No, un. The only girl is Konan and she's master Pein's girl.

Pein: *Glare*

Deidara: *gulp* I got to go, un! *runs away*

Gai: My outfit is very youthful! Youth is youthful! Youth is power! *Does good guy pose*

Me and Lee: YOSH! *Does pose too*

Moki: o.O'

Hinata: W-w-what? I c-couldn't do that t-to Neji.....

Me: I could do it to Sasuke, but not Neji.

Moki: I could do it to Neji!

Neji: Ummmm destiny tells me its time to go..... *runs away*

Moki: Hey! Get back here!

Hinata: S-S-S-Sasuke?!? W-w-w-well.....

Me: YOU LOVE HIM AND HATE NARUTO!

Hinata: Oh, umm.... W-well...

Ino: No! Just because he has awesome hair doesn't mean he's related to me!

Me: We don't hate you! Well.... I don't! And I feel nice so I'm gonna give you some SasuHina pics ^_^
Me: ^-^ Chu~ How cute!

Moki: As much as I hate to admit it, it is cute. ^^

Hinata & Sasuke: *Blush*

Me: OK! The next question is from XAkatsuki-GirlX-Questions:

Kabuto - Geez Kabuto, i just can't believe you did that. >.< You are on my freakin favs. list, but you HAD to look at Orochimaru in the shower..For the sake of randomness, are you gay and in love w/ Orochimaru?

Tobi - Tobi...Will u go out with me?? Plzz, i mean, Tobi IS a goood booy X]

Hidan - Hmm...I like you, be proud B]

~Akatsuki-Girl

Kabuto: WHA?!? No! I'm NOT!

Me: *hugs Kabuto* Its okay. I know you're not gay.

Tobi: TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! Ok! Tobi will go out with you! ^^

Hidan: Ummm...... Thanks?

Moki: Ok. I'm tired. Shows over.

Me: Awwwwwwww.

Moki: Can it. Time to go! See ya'll later! Don't forget to message!

Me: Yeah! Don't forget!

Sasuke: So..... We can leave, right?

Me: WRONG!

Naruto people: Dang!