ImScared21 said: "THIS IS A JOKE:
When she walk's away from you mad===[ Throw a rock at her ]
When she stare's at your lips===[ Yank her eyes out ]
When she pushes you or hit's you===[ Get the baseball bat, and *BAM* ]
When she start's cursing at you===[ Plunge soap down her throat ]
When she's quiet===[ Enjoy it while it lasts ]
When she ignore's you===[ Thank the world ]
When she pull's away==[ Push her ]
When you see her at her worst===[ "You look like my craaaaaaaap" ]
When you see her start crying==[ Slap her head ]
When you see her walking==[ Run after her with a chainsaw ]
When she's scared===[ Attempt eating her ]
When she lay's her head on your shoulder===[ FALCON PUNCH! ]
When she steal's your favorite hat==[ Steal her mirror and see how SHE feels! ]
When she tease's you===[ Staple her lips ]
When she doesn’t answer for a long time===[ Egg her best friend ]
When she look's at you with doubt==[ Back yourself up with a KNIFE]
When she say's that she like's you==[ Eat her, for she doesn't LOVE you ]
When she grab's at your hands===[ KARATE CHOP her's ]
When she bump's into you===[ ram her into a wall ]
When she tells you a secret===[ Air it on public television ]
When she looks at you in your eyes===[ LASER BEAMS! ]
WHEN SHE MISSES YOU===[ HIDE!]
When you break her heart===[ Burn the pieces ]
When she says its over===[ It's over ]
When she repost this bulletin===[ HEKK HER! ]

- Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything. (and waste my whenever minutes? NO!)
-DON'T let her have the last word. ( why would I let her have ANYTHING?)
-NEVER call her hot. Pretty is soo much better. (I beg to differ!)
- Say you love her more than she could ever love you. (I don't like to lie)
- Argue that she is the best girl ever (Doing that would lead you to a bunch of lies)
- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go (STRANGLE 'ER!)
- When she says she's ok don’t believe it, talk with her (Did I ask for her status?!)
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her (too tired)
- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up (....*yawn*)
- Treat her like she's all that matters to you. (no plis)
- Tease her and let her tease you back. ( no thanks)
- Stay up all night with her when she's sick. (elaborate on the benefits)
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid. (but...but....but....MY BRAINCELLS!)
- Give her the world. (chinatown is a good place to get one)
- Let her wear your clothes. (abstain yourselves kids!)
- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. (tie her to a seat, and eat her dolls in front of her)
- Let her know she's important. (Yeah I'll tell her.................in a few decades)
- Kiss her in the pouring rain. (and then lock her out of the house )
- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"(follow up with a kick)"