Essay writing O.o - tags

Very funny-
When I entered the class on a Tuesday afternoon my teacher had a very peculiar look on his face. On his face was a large red mark, and it looked like if someone had slapped him. Sitting on the table was a woman. She was in a rage! She screamed ‘don’t you ever touch me again you overgrown pervert!’ She stormed out leaving Hans in a dazzle. It was the funniest sight I ever seen. Hans just sitting there staring out the door muttering ‘dam I almost had her to come home with me tonight’.

Very sad-
I stood sadly over my brother’s grave holding a bouquet of flowers. I wish I could take back all the things I did to him. He always looked out for me and all I had done in return was abuse him. I wish I could tell him that I love him but I think he already knows. Tears slowly made it down towards my chin and dripped onto the grave.

Very mysterious
She approached the house. It looked as if it were about to crumble down. She watched as the autumn leaves were swept away by the hustling wind. She knocked on the door. Silence. She knocked again. Silence. She turned and started down the cracked stone steps. She heard a faint creaking noise swiftly followed by the sound of a blade slicing through the air. That was the last thing she ever heard.

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