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| Written by KoLIdiot on February 05 2008
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I also hear cellos often mistreating violas. Let's start with some violin jokes: What's the difference between a violin and a viola? There is no difference. The violin just looks smaller because the violinist's head is so much bigger. How do you tell the difference between a violinist and a dog? The dog knows when to stop scratching. How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't get up that high! Why should you never try to drive a roof nail with a violin? You might bend the nail. How do you get a 'cellist to play fortissimo? Write "pp, espressivo" How do you make a cello sound beautiful? Sell it and buy a violin. What's the difference between a chain saw and a cello? If you absolutely had to, you could use a chain saw in a string quartet. What do you call a bunch of violinists in a hot tub? Vegetable soup. |
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D= I like the viola, its a nice instrument. But some (not all) viollists are not as good as teh violinists. But I love the violas sound. and its true that violas art in a lot of jokes. btw the Apocalyptica group is awesome =)
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Ogm, finally someone else who plays a Viola.
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Violas are the best, kinda cool that theres a group for violas .
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Couldn't find a group for violinists......this is the closest one though =P
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